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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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( L9 H3 _! p; N# `5 \* P5.39.217.77> WORDS WOMEN USE
8 r" `6 I9 X, S" X: Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (1) Fine: This
1 f7 s0 P0 f& h! J7 \9 m: MTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right公仔箱論壇: o2 d  k5 }9 u
> and you need to shut up.
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  ^) J% t2 Q# z, ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) Five* [" i4 b7 b% f
> Minutes: If
) _+ x" P) }+ I6 t& h& w! g> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five. N6 v% Q9 S0 H" z$ S2 E
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been giventvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 d2 \. L9 M) n  Q6 M
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around( ~) i9 F$ [7 a% k
> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This
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> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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> (4) Gotvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( _. U" R- W$ U+ q, H
> Ahead: This公仔箱論壇* K; T+ b* y" f1 A( ~5 A; \
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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! F; k' m! x6 ?+ `; ]! htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (5) Loud
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> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
0 q7 K% C& r% q, `/ q' B$ X2 ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: Z8 X/ j) `9 {, [8 b
> here and arguing with you about nothing.公仔箱論壇0 Z  n8 ?* j. Q+ A
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of: j* n9 w. j2 K0 h" {
> nothing.)
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> Okay: This
, @( ^1 y% t7 J9 n公仔箱論壇> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to  M' ]1 x: @/ \2 k# d* F
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
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> mistake.
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; B. L  {) J. @& G' A' ]> (7) Thanks: A
* p% L2 R* R' [' S- v5.39.217.77> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
' y1 s+ d5 t# D& w8 {公仔箱論壇> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
' n$ o- u; n1 A+ A% z* c5.39.217.77> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
9 G& {( y! S4 w( L# L/ [公仔箱論壇> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
4 p9 Z7 ~# \; w; b. S4 N) G公仔箱論壇> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
3 s: X+ Y% s1 [> 'whatever')., w5 v( J% e( U  b
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> (8) Whatever: Is a5.39.217.77% l1 M4 E$ r# i) `: F
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 4 F# O9 A) o, T# V' W" }9 }. T3 d1 z

0 _5 ]# e7 Z6 Z/ ~& g( L! @公仔箱論壇> (9) Don't5 N9 u$ ^+ F6 A) @3 F9 y$ S
> worry about it, I got it: Anothertvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, {6 m, E5 n2 H/ U' l
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
& v3 a) r$ V4 D  U, G/ R3 a6 ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
) Y$ v# m8 ?% l% O1 s' S公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a mantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- Q" J. u7 n9 \* b$ o
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
/ H5 R0 Q/ H) ?/ y公仔箱論壇> response refer to # 3.
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