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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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" w6 c5 v) M  k/ {> WORDS WOMEN USE公仔箱論壇6 B& U, h1 q$ G4 M; @: R1 V
> (1) Fine: This' B+ x* L/ {6 T+ O
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right公仔箱論壇6 M3 W6 z* L3 T
> and you need to shut up.
0 W' x9 [/ l# w0 I! O9 s! U> 公仔箱論壇  L$ ?4 H& I& b/ J& ^: e6 {
> (2) Five4 l$ u1 F. K% U/ P
> Minutes: If公仔箱論壇; D- @% ]7 U( n" P$ x' F* H3 b
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five; ]5 I+ f. k& v& i* U  y
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given公仔箱論壇- F: u9 w6 }& W7 u
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping aroundTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 F% ?5 ~$ ^) p; t# |' G
> the house.5.39.217.774 `; [2 O; Z8 K* G8 |6 Y3 @
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* b6 K6 y2 n5 S0 F, K8 s> (3) Nothing: This
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> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing5.39.217.778 {$ q/ }( n( H& Z& B
> usually end in fine.
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9 ?3 K5 V$ {4 X. {& G> (4) Go
0 P- p% h' v& @' `. R, `5.39.217.77> Ahead: This
1 V' H3 Y0 ?! l& Q, QTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is a dare, not permission. Don't DoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- d8 r4 B  i' O
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> (5) Loud5.39.217.772 i; t! q% k1 c  Z+ I4 y1 w/ C
> Sigh: This5.39.217.77) e* V' }: _8 M0 E; G
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often公仔箱論壇! w+ [0 ~4 }  `6 [
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
4 S6 p& Z+ _7 [3 ^> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: v+ H8 H7 c6 }6 x& O! o
> here and arguing with you about nothing.5.39.217.77) a1 U$ n! X; d* B, m7 [- ?+ g, t4 U
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning ofTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' S* J4 ~1 }: t' B8 u( }3 U
> nothing.)
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" u  w6 O: ?! VTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (6) That's
5 l: Y8 o) r, `* w> Okay: This% Y; v* @$ i% d* T: y/ d) x
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to& `. g$ }* u* |2 H8 ^  L
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
* b# `. Z: C5 q) w# A  s; v5.39.217.77> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your7 ]( D1 B4 w' r2 L
> mistake. 公仔箱論壇$ q6 s/ d, C) ]" F, q; f2 P4 A0 i( P

7 t& b* A' l7 [0 A> (7) Thanks: A1 p; w8 P4 a2 d# b& h/ P2 W
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say公仔箱論壇3 N6 B/ _. R( M4 ], t
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This公仔箱論壇1 v' Q6 {! \; V# R
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
" @9 v) K; u9 S! ?2 d8 U. W: K5.39.217.77> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT5.39.217.774 f4 `3 u* v4 |. w$ _6 J
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
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>
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' Z: r6 J% e3 e1 ^5.39.217.77> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> worry about it, I got it: Another* B3 _, _1 E" w9 A: _, K% }
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
$ G9 {8 X5 D$ {! }> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing itTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 k3 T7 M' B* i- V! I2 z6 e- [) I
> herself. This will later result in a man
- h4 l  S% P' @! y> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
$ M9 n. Q, U7 L& W! ^; X/ P( j. `> response refer to # 3.
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