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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

NINE公仔箱論壇' a  i! ^# {; l: s0 F) m
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> (1) Fine: This
- C" I- N9 k/ y* }+ y公仔箱論壇> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
" a+ r+ a6 Y& e, s" P  h5.39.217.77> and you need to shut up.
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8 t0 X3 _* C; t+ x* g5 m, N& s, Y+ |( {> (2) Five
0 x/ _2 S: q( |公仔箱論壇> Minutes: If
: F, J0 A# }" f: U0 C1 C2 Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
# Z4 z% m  \& k( |tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given- {" p7 C; |- T0 u% G4 \& |% {
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around  H3 w+ ]4 V- Y* B
> the house.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 E1 t2 H; g8 X6 _
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4 L3 u/ R. T+ [7 f. n5 Z6 x3 ]5.39.217.77> (3) Nothing: This
4 E; n( s6 v( Q5 F- b- h+ t; B公仔箱論壇> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you4 i+ ?4 j  }) A* n% v; e
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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> (4) Go
1 n) {1 s; H* }% x4 Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Ahead: This
! {$ y) n, C5 Z( u5 i& X* a2 ?> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do公仔箱論壇; y' _" o  o) _& A9 h% K" T( M
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* C% R& {9 P, q' S> (5) Loud
9 I. D% v, S4 I5.39.217.77> Sigh: This
0 ~; C# C  G6 ^6 p0 U1 F1 e2 jTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
: Q- j( N$ _- T5 D7 W> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
1 @1 g6 L7 e8 Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
+ f4 y. W, D' G6 Q3 btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> here and arguing with you about nothing.
8 y  Q" O  f& ]7 Q4 O1 itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of- \/ G( s5 ]+ \
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> (6) That's6 j) g5 K( w$ B) y$ Q+ E
> Okay: This5.39.217.773 L/ W0 ^) q( i  w* M
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to5 X3 r7 v% X  h( D- q; I
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
2 b( N  K2 b" v1 d8 F9 ]/ S8 ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
( A6 r7 z0 c# s, H, q公仔箱論壇> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A/ l3 h* q. k' x( ?" e9 p4 N
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
  X" d% r5 A* f> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
  A8 i8 u2 L$ n9 n! UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is3 r: I: x+ I) h
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT公仔箱論壇1 W; w1 @8 G) T+ Q- ?6 _
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
' a4 m9 R( l0 TTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
& z  a- N7 x. Z3 ^+ t7 V$ a6 _6 M0 T公仔箱論壇> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 I4 @2 v7 s7 q5 G* a! w
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> (9) Don't
+ C1 H5 G" ?; _1 O> worry about it, I got it: Another
& P; {* v& P$ l' m7 }" g; w, E公仔箱論壇> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman5.39.217.778 t+ l# w6 O$ G% m; e2 |0 t- I* g
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it公仔箱論壇9 L, e7 [  g( R$ R
> herself. This will later result in a man8 I/ m1 w" x- I: {) ~* ]* c
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'sTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ [2 A" a6 b  O! m4 b) f
> response refer to # 3.
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