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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ \# R2 ]. q7 w& }) o

) V, ?6 \: w- ^2 k& `7 n5.39.217.77一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」5.39.217.77) E: t) K* V% o7 v2 x4 L
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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* c2 j/ ?% S. p0 Q/ J4 s5.39.217.77「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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) j9 ]+ t1 M; z0 w. @' {+ C婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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" f8 e! h! ~) k; A9 C9 VAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇. w( W* ?/ D9 `& B- H3 ?- }  D

4 [7 |0 x# L/ F2 x/ ~公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"公仔箱論壇, H; F& B' P+ s. U5 m9 Q" ^' u8 x
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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! n  _. F' [, J: \8 |, ETVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.1 O: U5 |1 s3 F! Y
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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