一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇; \8 y: g, b$ h# h1 X; A& I% E
" i' g- \8 I! o0 H$ x) V7 c( r公仔箱論壇一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; N7 r6 k) E7 L- M& Q
" J7 y& f6 x: l5.39.217.77「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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9 s4 N+ a8 y+ i$ e% W公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
' x5 V$ ?" u7 [' ZAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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! t4 g) \& n8 }% ^1 V* @) v& stvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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! a% S& |6 l8 q! v" V6 n$ e"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.* ~" M" g9 E1 h+ S3 S3 w
) O1 ~5 O6 [7 B" U4 m; k+ D9 A5.39.217.77The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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