一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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; u& w) [) @1 R5 Y" A% j$ d0 N5.39.217.77一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' V6 r5 O- f8 {# `
& |2 K6 P' I( X9 i, ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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( U1 ?- @+ m& c. i# ]tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 Z- g/ g0 m& x/ s5 U" u
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：5 w" p" ?% i9 C( o5 _# y3 A# [) f
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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) K- K. e; p0 n3 `$ R5.39.217.77A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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" L9 I9 a" F5 @; ]$ v"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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