一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。( l* p1 w5 i: r$ u( _9 f1 Y
* ]4 C0 N7 m2 F: k: B1 D公仔箱論壇一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」5.39.217.77& O! n- w) G# f$ A3 v, p
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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4 |* W7 a" c r8 r5.39.217.77「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」/ J+ E- ?- g( |. \" G+ x k8 v+ x. M
% s8 n% O1 k' s2 Z9 o. O0 w& Y婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：5.39.217.77+ j7 f r* c- b! F3 Y
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"6 ~/ B/ W) ^; g2 ?4 @
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 }6 o# ^+ w5 n6 e! S
5 y7 R/ L" K9 T( m |0 i6 z* C/ S"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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+ |8 K, d' i0 F# j公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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