一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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& w; t) H0 ^- U0 W" Q: ?) [! K公仔箱論壇一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」8 C" l( X1 j6 X- F( E$ [
4 n' r/ j: q* N- t( V9 R5 d公仔箱論壇「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 T" P5 Y+ k2 Q
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: b( h' M+ ?; @* J& S' D6 Y
, Z1 v4 j" ~, Y& d( `! E8 [! ~- V婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
* c8 z1 y% q% W' u/ lAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇5 O' ^3 w7 x( o k2 r" ~2 U# E
5 i/ [- o7 f, x9 |" P1 ?A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"公仔箱論壇7 M8 B$ C- U" }2 U" `2 C
) k# ?4 P( g+ q+ v# ?) Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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% \4 [6 a: F3 E. t1 N/ L"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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