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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.5.39.217.77' ~. b7 H% i# t
性本善:Sex is good.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: M6 ~8 ?9 F1 ?: h. ~
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.公仔箱論壇6 B  L' Z9 m1 z, i6 t
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
  u0 l( ]* f: y+ \! Y苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
5 _, }3 a; ?6 o6 t公仔箱論壇性乃迁:Sex will leave you..3 u  l% M) R9 D) [, T6 m) k
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: T/ ?4 o, A! i, x. d% B2 |8 ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb教之道:The way of learning it
! \1 K; F' r9 H  ^; Q. ^6 Q5 B贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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: B- O+ n/ d/ g) I  S4 W1 s" n子不学:If you don't study hard,
* T5 E9 N5 N# u断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 J; }, n! j) V% ?+ I
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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教五子 All his five son took it
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,+ D, e0 N1 A% q+ e& b  }
父之过 It is all your fault.) n' R$ b! A5 t' t
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
& a, Z' s+ J2 ~% z公仔箱論壇师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
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' x. M& Z! _, T( C6 y5.39.217.77幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; G  N2 c( d/ E3 t5 N# R# |
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged4 F5 b- C0 {  p+ Q& m

+ e, r% P$ Y( H玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
% W9 v% P7 Y- Y* @5 b! N: R, m5 ^2 i5.39.217.77不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
9 @+ Y- S$ O" V& G+ u# z+ I人不学 If you don't learn sex,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" D  ]! L% n6 z* Z: [
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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