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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.
$ b5 ]0 |( I9 m& H* i- A2 w性本善:Sex is good.
  o% D: O& J) S- o; a% m性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.5.39.217.77, x8 @; [* i* e, r
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
9 V2 K: r' T+ s: i* t6 o苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.' K" g" y2 _( u" `% v3 H. _# Q
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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6 |' i+ C9 w) m/ jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb教之道:The way of learning it
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8 A) k. s" x% X8 A: ZTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
8 H8 |( g2 E3 R2 B" g( i" w6 t+ e公仔箱論壇择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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# l8 E7 g1 J$ c: stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb子不学:If you don't study hard,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" V- r0 b6 W( b' p" J8 u
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.& B5 G! H% w5 v0 a  ~. m. X1 g" d
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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教五子 All his five son took it
+ x# y3 ?" ~0 {, V) rTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.: T- J% X: K9 \8 }0 \5 y

. [4 ^) w# g' |) q4 M+ m0 H& _养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,5.39.217.774 I) E6 D" \9 ~: a% W& l  |0 {
父之过 It is all your fault.* t- W6 d$ l" L4 W
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 Y; N8 L. @0 ?; u师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.) K8 N! ]" }' V8 M

- ^6 y; N8 I3 [/ ~3 B6 ^7 M" i; {tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb子不学 You may refuse to study this
( p& J' k; y- o% F3 @% c0 E% X公仔箱論壇非所宜 but that is a real mistakeTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& i: M) K8 m" L4 q! W
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 f  @# A& n. I$ B0 J4 R+ \
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged* P" o8 p% s& Z& g2 ^1 [6 [) y5 i* P
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,4 u% p( O1 U5 A7 S
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.5.39.217.77# e  F. I. A7 l+ c7 s7 F3 E8 {
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( r1 a1 u1 B5 }1 Z# J3 F公仔箱論壇不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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