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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.
: Z6 b$ S  q( [) m% Z5.39.217.77性本善:Sex is good.
7 e4 i/ D4 N. C& D9 c0 ETVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
0 {9 r$ \% C! G/ k; n" H, ^习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.. ?0 a4 C2 K4 F0 ~& D
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
' |3 ]6 z! A: H性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
2 V& @& I: n9 t, b5.39.217.77贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 G2 y( L6 k" Y! X6 G4 L4 @昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
! ~1 ^/ P  F% _: A" ?, O: _择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
* B6 g$ I* {8 ]* V2 @& g$ J0 PTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.公仔箱論壇. H( m3 ]3 n, Y, C; @
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous. _* i7 S. @0 ?+ w' ]' G8 k7 e
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 G1 s4 m1 C, f+ DTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。教五子 All his five son took it
7 R" K2 ^, x/ f3 g+ j8 S公仔箱論壇名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
: x% U* n. z& ^7 [1 a* u) Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb父之过 It is all your fault.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' c3 D8 Y/ b6 q+ A, m( n" t
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( H$ n$ J- T) O5 y+ b" j5.39.217.77师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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. R/ u2 U6 V* }# l, K% vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。子不学 You may refuse to study this5.39.217.77+ i7 L% e" Z" ^  S8 p
非所宜 but that is a real mistake公仔箱論壇& I, g7 n; P  p! ^# T- c0 [
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
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) ~1 u% f$ J, I, n% I2 {5.39.217.77玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ C5 D1 x: u7 Q" ~! {  e9 e/ z. d不成器 It won't become hard and strong.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, ~/ y& o0 b# G+ k! M) |0 Y. n
人不学 If you don't learn sex,5 C# p" V9 c) R2 E5 O
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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