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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.
4 n0 U, x# C* E- b4 N' g性本善:Sex is good.
- X' Z; Y( U/ w2 j# J. m性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
" |7 }9 V/ ~8 }9 c& p8 Y习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.公仔箱論壇( r! L! F. ?! `! d' g
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
! r- Z5 h: E9 O$ s/ Jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
  g; s7 i# @/ ~$ g! n公仔箱論壇贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng) O$ M0 u& [3 n& B8 P+ {& b7 x1 H
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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; w4 A5 G$ e; |子不学:If you don't study hard,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ X. y5 S7 @; F
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.( ^1 @" E0 ?: m) M

1 I" C3 r, r  q3 r窦燕山 Dou, the Famous公仔箱論壇' f$ m: B. p4 h) t' i& f$ M
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
9 L. D! F1 H/ j4 Q! F" Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb教五子 All his five son took it2 a' r4 J' `5 N/ e4 {
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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( F6 L0 g& D# d4 `5.39.217.77养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,: T' n/ I4 `! X4 [. `8 e% l
父之过 It is all your fault.公仔箱論壇. W) a" H1 [5 ^8 V
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,# E2 u7 l1 A; M8 S7 W1 @
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
* _) \$ m! w4 M: w! D公仔箱論壇非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& D. e/ _& S, \8 y幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,5.39.217.77' L, Q* F2 c+ i1 [8 U
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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7 u2 w3 l/ r6 c公仔箱論壇玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
1 O& T, X( Q! W: y; U$ w: [$ T公仔箱論壇不成器 It won't become hard and strong.公仔箱論壇9 a6 \* h0 t. \5 v
人不学 If you don't learn sex,6 L2 x7 Y7 b3 _9 X7 d( Y2 l
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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