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搞笑英中对照

1.we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿   


2.how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?   


3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你   


4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!


5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏,无事退朝   


6.you me you me
彼此彼此   


7.You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!   


8.know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知…


9.WATCH SISTER
表妹


10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s son can make hole!!
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!


11.American Chinese not enough
美中不足


12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述


13.heart flower angry open
心花怒放


14.go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过


15.小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
  小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!


16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条


17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。


18.you have two down son。
你有两下子。


19.as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!!


20.I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸


21.People mountain and people sea.
人山人海


22.seven up eight down
七上八下


23.love who who
爱谁谁


24.no three no four
不三不四
做早操:do morning @**k
做课间操:do class between @**k


25一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)


26.雇主 how much do you want a month?
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you

thank sharing ya....
哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!好!!!!!

多谢分享!!!!
还不错的。谢谢。
这样也可以!
thanks for sharing
我要是把这写考试卷上去`估计就黑了```
geng . ..
而家D人讲笑话越来越无深度!!
简直就系浪费自己时间!
eat you, sleep you, this is funny
好寒的英语。。。
好寒的作品
thank you
lol... pengpeng, people die! wa ha ha...
哈哈哈哈... 有意思....
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