返回列表 回復 發帖

[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

NINE. T5 `# x# {5 O" y- ]
> WORDS WOMEN USE/ d4 n$ a6 N& B3 Q
> (1) Fine: This
) t; z! d8 L. X* c! ^0 E' {TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right7 i2 J$ C/ X" u6 \1 ~* K( p' L
> and you need to shut up.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. |( H" h; }& v2 ^8 ]: C6 D- N
> tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. r# D% c* V' g, u/ O1 u2 Q! i+ P0 ^
> (2) Five6 G- A2 L' ?) y5 p5 V$ o- E1 x
> Minutes: Iftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" A0 i2 a2 Q( H; F
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five1 ~1 t* o3 K7 M! `4 e+ \# e) O
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given$ U  R+ ?  U& v# M; h
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around' T& R1 }/ \0 S+ \' j
> the house.
8 x/ }9 x0 i* {" W0 l# S# KTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。>
6 e% c0 q' \0 T. V/ @8 I& u' `公仔箱論壇> (3) Nothing: This7 e& j+ M. f( p2 M
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
! O# y0 L0 M3 S$ S* z> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
0 T% h9 |2 y0 r% Gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> usually end in fine.9 P1 k& ~  Z. d( ^2 H  d4 `$ W
>
( ]  T% V# j0 S9 d2 f* d> (4) Go
' q6 l/ }" [  j  i) z公仔箱論壇> Ahead: This
9 ~, I; R* i( e% P. H' K6 c公仔箱論壇> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
) ]" r9 A( ]8 s& g, B> It!
. {- j8 H/ l! ^0 J& a/ u" ~( qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb
2 T- H$ g: R4 b, q, G5 [公仔箱論壇> (5) Loud
. V3 K" l7 x- V> Sigh: This
6 o6 M: _- m2 {& m* g# Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
/ t- I9 c/ A; cTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
0 j  ^" Z% `- c! ~0 ~3 g  @tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing) |; E2 [1 _6 _/ F  e
> here and arguing with you about nothing.公仔箱論壇" T7 a  I$ X. k1 b* u% ]! P1 z1 H
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
! f. b8 m4 j9 L8 l& P0 i> nothing.)公仔箱論壇) v, ?9 t3 v/ K. E
>
* N* V. r( o9 O' |> (6) That's5.39.217.77:8898, Z3 Z4 D/ l# j5 z% v! j$ J) ?
> Okay: This
3 i: f+ f  v: v% {; [TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
' O1 I. J9 X* b6 m> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 u9 E' H4 a% h
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your) H9 A4 I4 i4 K* u# B( a- Y1 |
> mistake.
! _0 c/ O; u6 t3 x5.39.217.77:8898
: L: Z! k. [% R* Y! Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (7) Thanks: A/ H5 S" f+ D' |7 r* j. N% b
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say5.39.217.77:88985 j$ n% Q7 r0 `1 R- I
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
) h6 g4 V! l. j7 J1 o5.39.217.77:8898> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that istvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( v6 t8 \/ b$ F; [* \) `
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) v; O$ j$ c  }% P  L
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a5.39.217.77:88986 \5 T- M) O; [1 y% {
> 'whatever').tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 W0 G, Z  ?1 W& F* I! c, E- B
> 8 {) ^3 d, p( ^% |0 }3 b; j4 K
> (8) Whatever: Is a5.39.217.77:8898" T( r8 U1 y- f* F. T0 q
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
/ D  X/ `# k7 U& p" C6 bTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
6 T" X+ B% k- i- [> (9) Don't
1 ?* d* L% v: X* C/ I; L0 r' y> worry about it, I got it: Another6 w' A  R( z7 l# o5 o* C4 n+ ]6 K
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
3 W' i4 k! a0 u% v% S+ wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
9 Y) `' V5 `" y) Z$ H, u公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a man
9 E4 u9 a- g5 V/ Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
4 Z0 N0 f5 \- U. B公仔箱論壇> response refer to # 3.
返回列表