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世上最強的中國式英文

1.we two who and who?
  咱倆誰跟誰阿

2.how are you ? how old are you?
怎麼是你,怎麼老是你?

4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
together up !
  你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!

6.you me you me
  彼此彼此

8.know is know noknow is noknow
  知之為知之,不知為不知...

9.WATCH SISTER
  表妹

11.American Chinese not enough
  美中不足

13.heart flower angry open
 心花怒放

14.go past no mistake past
走過路過,不要錯過

16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
  要錢沒有,要命一條

17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
 我叫李老大,今年25。

18.you have two down son。
 你有兩下子。

19.as far as you go to die
  有多遠,死多遠!!!!
:019: faint......
WATCH SISTER?
太狠了
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
男人就好比洋蔥,要想見到男人的心就得一層層地剝,
剝的過程你會不斷流淚,剝到最後才知道,原來洋蔥是沒有心的.
:onion03: :onion03: :onion03: :onion03:
什么来的?
數字有跳掉 whywhy?
pretty funny....thx 4 sharing
haahaha....
i saw these b4 lar
but thx for sharing lar
good english

thanks for share

thanks for share
\yeah~~ support broken english XDDD
~~支持富贵之家,豪气之族~~
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