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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 A8 p1 s' g" T  o, H# f

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
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隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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; u0 o2 {0 \, E8 t1 J' J3 E公仔箱論壇Here are just a few reasons why?

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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
" C# e* Y, o# G& P; Y公仔箱論壇40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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She doesn't care what you think. $ V; ~$ R( r' d) G
她才不在乎你在想什麼。! G* ~) `+ p$ A1 {- T4 f( H
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 w$ o! V9 C3 a2 i( ]
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 公仔箱論壇1 m0 J( d8 q8 a5 n% r) A% K
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
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' w+ S' c+ g$ l" E/ d) X( Y2 b; F1 B  A公仔箱論壇Women over 40 are dignified. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  g& ~, G- h! J2 h
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
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% r1 D  N; {4 B  G- H2 jOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
9 Y* D& B( Z$ e- M公仔箱論壇當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

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6 Z8 P  F$ ?& m2 H' F# vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. & u: H7 A% V; I% U/ ]" s
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

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女人越老越通靈
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& N5 I2 M4 B3 Q$ q7 fYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 5.39.217.77:8898; S; [7 O4 r* {7 @" ?; D
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

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Older women are forthright and honest.
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; x, m8 w. O- x2 B* G公仔箱論壇They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. : b( D: }4 R/ w% d* ?' O
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* A9 h9 {5 U# o2 i3 A# g
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 公仔箱論壇, u6 X9 d/ s, `: b) N' v% x
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,公仔箱論壇; M4 ?4 @0 g4 Z' Z3 r

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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0 X) K1 Y7 l( J* A! ?3 dLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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! n. Z0 L6 r& ^. L$ j1 X2 Z公仔箱論壇"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", . |7 `( L& d( H
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

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& K1 @/ i4 x; n# Q4 i$ a公仔箱論壇Here's an update for you.$ H, ^4 x( d# x
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 5.39.217.77:88986 L/ {: I6 {/ v& ]
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
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1 w/ s, t" X" b( q8 Ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvbBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬- Y- J: D5 O6 e4 G( j) B5 G& E

還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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