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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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- Q  i( J+ n+ O% _6 Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> WORDS WOMEN USE
/ l" O% _$ I# ?8 Q* O: X( ]TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (1) Fine: This
( A! _7 Y+ F5 Y6 X7 K2 }+ l" X公仔箱論壇> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right公仔箱論壇/ U4 e% U( E% P4 Y
> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five. y, F: D. V- \* y2 m2 T3 J! h$ R
> Minutes: If' y2 b4 i/ T! x0 P
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
0 H: ^$ U; _9 D3 D公仔箱論壇> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
5 z6 y  O0 y, y! b4 ?; e6 Z) F) \$ o> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
) M0 Z; y' N5 g+ ^/ W4 ]4 r: Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This
0 E5 x' c; R4 J9 `5.39.217.77:8898> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
: v- |/ |$ T: }$ \公仔箱論壇> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing5.39.217.77:8898) _+ w8 A5 K1 `( p, S2 A7 n6 a
> usually end in fine.
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> (4) Go
1 m9 D8 ]4 E7 c/ Z7 b8 x/ E$ A: ^6 k公仔箱論壇> Ahead: This
8 o  ^# Q  j4 ^1 k  u> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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. L6 O. [7 n  q' y% U/ v. L7 o> (5) Loud
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often5.39.217.77:88987 q4 k& @1 {6 ?5 R/ Y% A% u& G; k) O
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
* k  t# X6 {* b! h& S> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
1 J* q$ y4 ~! Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> here and arguing with you about nothing.
7 G  o. \; J- r& x2 x$ D> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of1 U; `' e" T0 g1 v6 U& z$ S
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> (6) That's
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% E" B( D4 i0 s4 T公仔箱論壇> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
/ |, O$ N' }# x& e3 o) _公仔箱論壇> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and8 s1 v" P: x$ j# d% J; U; M( h$ D% A
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
# {+ _$ u9 ~2 u3 K  g( Y) i0 ]$ p) Y> mistake.
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+ J6 \; ?% d! g$ u! A> (7) Thanks: A
4 n. h* B7 F! ^7 V- u5.39.217.77:8898> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
, p9 |7 ~5 f( i4 X3 K公仔箱論壇> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
) g  j- x2 O5 f: u0 X  S8 }4 y> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
- K* u* ?! _! n; N; B! K, W> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT" H. m+ I% _' c8 n# y/ o0 v) J# i
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a5.39.217.77:88987 m/ ?% [, }( B' C; h& d" B
> 'whatever').# u: D. z7 K! ^2 Q+ i' _0 ^
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> (8) Whatever: Is atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, l  o1 F. }% g" t: y
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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( d9 |$ ]- B- ^* F3 c5 ^1 }8 z- M> (9) Don't公仔箱論壇! D* M7 _3 ]1 v
> worry about it, I got it: Another
# w  C+ _' f. r> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
2 t& s8 B0 V! f8 J1 k> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ M$ v, {0 A: {# l7 S, v& ~
> herself. This will later result in a man1 s" w1 C: s3 e, b
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
$ S. n& O; N! S* A: \5.39.217.77:8898> response refer to # 3.
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