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> (1) Fine: This
0 g6 C; `: D+ u/ C> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
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> (2) Five, Z! w: [* J9 k# r+ _, _& p
> Minutes: If
# ?. }8 Z; H# `" {& t, \: ]公仔箱論壇> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
2 l5 `5 t" t& B: X% E> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given! P* u6 D. a. \/ _5 T! H  P
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping aroundtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: g0 y! x  n; W5 ]7 P1 I; _. S9 r
> the house.公仔箱論壇4 P# ?3 V9 ~7 u- B+ U* V3 J! A
>
) y) A0 Y5 A$ t# ^0 r) i* ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (3) Nothing: This4 a! f$ _% |! ?) f3 q8 O2 j
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and youtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& B( e% E/ r% ?) \8 x, j5 r- i
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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> (4) Go
! s2 J1 ]6 \4 X1 d# g/ N# g公仔箱論壇> Ahead: This
8 C4 S. @: E4 U> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) Loud5.39.217.77:88980 K" f1 i4 i1 s9 H3 u
> Sigh: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 L2 U  K) Y7 g  s" l- a
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
5 w0 W) g6 `8 ]( N+ W+ q# I公仔箱論壇> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are1 E8 p5 t  V4 G3 J  R
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
+ R$ W+ f, i5 _" H( utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> here and arguing with you about nothing.
5 L$ b- _+ l2 \/ Q% I9 B: R> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of2 g, u: q4 h' w+ \1 M5 I
> nothing.)
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> (6) That's公仔箱論壇# \1 ?4 @) s2 h  D( z
> Okay: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 u$ {) v3 G* X/ A/ U# |- [; U  ^4 u
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
- j0 H/ N2 b; Z公仔箱論壇> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! O7 Q8 e5 h6 J- n
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
4 l  M8 V! t9 w: h6 i# t公仔箱論壇> mistake.
* Z5 q2 p; |* y6 E5 y/ l公仔箱論壇, ~# z2 P5 _' y  B& A. `
> (7) Thanks: Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 y* [0 {9 I' v) R- U! \
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just sayTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ F8 u. {- I+ o1 e  A: k( e+ C
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This公仔箱論壇" s4 b4 v! o, L
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that istvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 A$ I0 i8 h% C& _
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT1 j0 `- A! Y& X" `, r* P. V
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a0 z: R9 u& n2 h
> 'whatever').
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  I. h9 L8 w# @1 b$ H公仔箱論壇> (8) Whatever: Is a
0 @; o, s, _- G- j) K- ^! ~2 |  x> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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6 X7 |' y3 f2 F1 x& r! \> worry about it, I got it: Another1 K4 p8 G6 j1 s4 O5 b$ X" i
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman6 j# f5 r5 J  L2 T9 z7 s! N
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
3 z) ]1 ^1 O2 c) d2 A0 {公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a mantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& c. i: h8 O8 m8 Y5 U. o
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's9 x* |! r# J* Q  m& P; s
> response refer to # 3.
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