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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> (1) Fine: This
0 {/ v1 t6 L9 R" M7 R0 @5.39.217.77:8898> is the word women use to end an argument when they are rightTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- @  q9 {# y- N+ @0 E; S
> and you need to shut up.7 @9 s9 N  k& b# b/ d* m8 n
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0 k4 }4 N% z6 |> (2) Five
; S0 h% D- M! d3 I; g1 F' O5.39.217.77:8898> Minutes: If
7 y# h/ {! y$ T6 D9 S, `公仔箱論壇> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five) L' F6 f! g  {0 Q9 ^; f! f# c
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
  ?% g5 M3 f9 {% d8 q> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
0 y$ \/ v$ o; Z4 G/ H> the house.5 f2 _9 x& p3 `6 I, V2 Y
>
" A: u0 t8 {1 z: q; r7 ]1 _# l5.39.217.77:8898> (3) Nothing: This5.39.217.77:8898) Z( E8 X7 q. ]9 q( V0 y
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
* b9 O7 h8 A7 l* @+ S# h6 ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 @& R( k% @4 ~
> usually end in fine.
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> (4) Go2 x, }0 I1 t3 h& A, K
> Ahead: This0 ^# ^+ H- k+ W
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
* Z) K- C4 K2 v7 R) B" DTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> It! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 O$ z, f$ y# h
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> (5) Loud
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
: O9 W/ A  T9 ^' X* d! Y0 L> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
& T5 P- w3 P  l& f4 ~TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
0 C! e3 l" F8 Q公仔箱論壇> here and arguing with you about nothing.公仔箱論壇% t3 G& S% g  j
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of5.39.217.77:8898. ^: G* J3 _5 X- |
> nothing.)公仔箱論壇5 f! x7 K0 e% I& r' S
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> (6) That's
. j9 T+ @/ q1 I6 Q0 M5.39.217.77:8898> Okay: This
7 S% j3 N: u5 z+ v/ M$ L- [: F4 TTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
2 q/ j0 S7 k) F8 `8 k2 `* }5 l> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and- X! Z& e, f4 E7 f7 G
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
1 K/ {9 i  Z' t: t' K公仔箱論壇> mistake.
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5 {# Z$ d' @. V9 I6 _TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (7) Thanks: A
$ y/ i/ M* Y0 ]8 J* B> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
" n4 k. D1 I- M9 A公仔箱論壇> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This9 d1 B* W9 E5 [, s- L
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
; Q" L, i2 {/ C) |" U( i. L, @> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  ?0 C2 U7 b! u- G6 B
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a8 e& \: n, j# m% S' v5 |3 O
> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
" R, v  J8 F0 O# h6 @2 ^5.39.217.77:8898> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
% F  O5 O; H  ^3 z) S, b2 C) H% u  k( u公仔箱論壇> worry about it, I got it: AnotherTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- J/ X$ n5 [& [/ D5 i
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
. l+ ^- _& Y, g7 t公仔箱論壇> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it5 p- s& x7 p" @2 ~8 l
> herself. This will later result in a man, S2 n6 y, }0 |9 b# C2 E: j! r4 o7 V
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's" Q: u+ {) {. Z$ p( d+ Q( `
> response refer to # 3.
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