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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :+ \2 i5 q% H" ^% l) K

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 5.39.217.77:88982 ^9 r* R* z/ x: T  k
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人5 _) n, O  k; ]# r3 T( ?' n
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Here are just a few reasons why？
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  j0 X  g7 [' f2 RA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" . a5 e6 B0 Y" i/ o( H4 W9 n# I
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?

She doesn't care what you think. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: T; i, y' g* u# _; G: L  U
她才不在乎你在想什麼。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! l! y! C7 M% {6 M  L
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. " ]! N; u. Y8 M4 \  L# e
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.5.39.217.77:8898  r' c! h4 X/ l, ^9 E: G7 e: z
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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8 b& S  k$ _) JWomen over 40 are dignified. $ j' }+ k' S( E7 @7 E
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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* R3 T( J$ S' q' f0 eThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 5.39.217.77:8898" Q! g' w4 m4 G  Q
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 z# C; Y% @+ A3 Y" E- K0 B2 b
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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8 j/ _) m& y/ j% YThey know what it's like to be unappreciated. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  M8 i. |# D* U. B* s4 l
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; b+ `( F$ c6 i2 z" R
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. ( m. h; Y; j, F( a
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; n* _0 S! }3 s) _: x* X) L; ?
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& P/ D/ I7 X. m0 R; H& ~! t
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* |$ T. E. u0 r7 C# m, L3 g
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Older women are forthright and honest. 公仔箱論壇. O; o1 l! j# O, e" }3 L8 P
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ r6 Y$ c/ J: `
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, _: i% @. j& ]+ {% Z4 E/ a8 n4 M8 u! y
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 0 L8 c* e5 C0 q3 g

- h9 g8 {! H' b  ~" O4 j2 Q" c! OYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. , D) H5 f6 W; Z- k/ m) ~6 A1 T  S
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，公仔箱論壇$ x0 q7 K: b& L6 u# _' G

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。公仔箱論壇$ X+ j  J7 X* z% V8 V

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 5.39.217.77:8898  P) B" U# h2 a8 t
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : - w8 R# X7 Z' u4 x% `% m
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

% x7 H  b; S6 U  F$ w7 gHere's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
0 v0 {4 n$ w  ]5.39.217.77:8898今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢 ?
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4 i# s( y8 S& A( D# ]8 MBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!