A Fish Watching a Fly

felixng2007

There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it.

There was a bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches sothe fish would jump and the bear could swipe the fish for lunch.

There was a hunter in the woods, he wanted the fly to drop six inchesso the fish would jump, the bear would swipe and the fish and come outinto plain view.

There was a mouse eyeing the hunters sandwhich, he wanted the fly todrop six inches so the fish would jump, the bear would move into plainview, the hunter would shoot the bear then the hunter would go get thebear and the mouse could get the sandwhich.

There was a cat waiting for the fly to drop six inches so the fishwould jump, the bear would move into plain view, the hunter would shootthe bear and for the mouse to go for the sandwhich.

So the fly drops six inches, the fish jumps in the air, the bearcatches the fish, the hunter shoots the bear and the mouse swipes thesandwhich. The blast from the hunters gun startled the cat, whichjumped into the river.

The moral of the story is...When the fly drops six inches the pussy gets wet.

bbyyhh

..lazy to read...too long dy.....