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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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0 @. K2 L  R7 @- R  X一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」& |) K6 O7 A8 k, ]8 `$ G1 s/ N

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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
英文笑話原文:
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"! T: P2 u/ m+ {1 J  Z/ k
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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- M& n2 ?; \; Q4 K. t) M9 C5 J公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ V7 P4 U% U; k- _5 B- a. v
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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