Smart - Buddhist Jokes

A pilot is flying three people in a private plane - a Tibetan lama, and Bill    Gates (the smartest man in the world), and a hippie.

Suddenly the pilot announces to his three passengers: "I have bad news    for you. The plane is going to crash. We have to bail out now.

Unfortunately, we have only three parachutes. And since I am a terrific pilot,    and I don't see any reason why I should die, I am    taking one of them. Good luck!" And with that, he jumped out of the plane.

Bill Gates said: "Since I am the smartest man in the world, and very    valuable to civilization, I am also going to take a parachute and save myself."    And with that, he leapt out of the plane.

The lama said to the hippie: "I have already lived a long and fruitful    life and have no need to live longer. Therefore, you may take the remaining    parachute." "Relax, mannnn," said the hippie, putting the parachute    on to the lama's back. "The smartest man in the    world just strapped himself into my backpack."

What is mind? No matter.
  What is matter? Never mind

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