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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
5 F+ {; A* X1 _/ I公仔箱論壇> (1) Fine: This
5 v1 J* w7 ?  M9 \& s2 r( W9 U: {> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
9 k1 ~) I% L$ t. U: p* h+ Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> and you need to shut up.5.39.217.77:8898. q, Z; @) a& u+ m, l! U
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> (2) Five
0 B$ u* a0 i; s5 V9 a* Y% @, Q5.39.217.77:8898> Minutes: If
& P& e4 f5 |: ]& {+ Z- S7 HTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five公仔箱論壇  k6 v7 [. p0 N/ B' {( i
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given公仔箱論壇& \/ k6 F& R; b
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around0 ^2 h' U) u# ?3 ]; Y4 ^' j
> the house.
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; `% J+ d2 S# M8 F0 h> (3) Nothing: This
( |( w( ^0 G5 F% E6 I. s* m5.39.217.77:8898> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you公仔箱論壇5 I- C* a0 f& F7 B8 {  ]
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing; ^$ M& S, ^3 o% f
> usually end in fine.4 W2 m8 E  Q3 f' U
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> (4) Go
: @( Y" N/ b! `5 O$ U/ p5 |tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Ahead: This; }5 c2 W0 i& ]5 A+ d
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do公仔箱論壇5 \7 g& a2 f( _' i5 N
> It!
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> (5) Loudtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) N4 r5 S% \  k9 ~; Z1 w
> Sigh: This5.39.217.77:8898! m' x: u, V8 G
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
! I0 {. r* l) O  i& F; I5.39.217.77:8898> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
! t+ _. S0 f: G# J; G2 Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
: D' {- H9 {# b# E0 L5.39.217.77:8898> here and arguing with you about nothing.
9 T$ X' B' t4 c; o$ i& z. q> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
9 K4 e: ~" ]1 ~& E8 h5.39.217.77:8898> nothing.)6 J8 N" \# {/ s3 K" b0 z4 t- g
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( Z% O4 F/ l0 p- G6 h> (6) That's公仔箱論壇8 j. n, N3 }' H
> Okay: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& {1 ~2 ], ?0 c5 z' N. b
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
! `, R# [3 T. bTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
' A9 K+ ?4 g- F公仔箱論壇> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
" Z* }' O6 o$ H8 m5.39.217.77:8898> mistake. 5.39.217.77:8898; V0 U) P' R+ n  N! e- J0 `

4 B$ |. ^' o, N' H5.39.217.77:8898> (7) Thanks: ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 q1 g1 I+ Z* |  w: e: R3 G
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say% d- `# }& M6 j, H, ]9 R$ Q
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
" V9 f3 B( V" Y9 h3 m8 m7 [公仔箱論壇> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is6 Y" A" N- I9 m2 ?9 K: K
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
, b) {6 T) f0 E公仔箱論壇> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a) k: S+ {: B+ o! Z* Z9 V# [
> 'whatever').
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; f, K' ]4 i2 J% {. o- Y0 z) g4 ~> (8) Whatever: Is a
4 S% e3 y! u* T/ [: S> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
. i5 x# }. `; h# @8 b+ S7 |& Z! ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvbTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 a+ J3 ]/ j- w5 m: Q1 n
> (9) Don't) i  s7 [  C5 j+ F9 ~: P: X
> worry about it, I got it: AnotherTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. x# q/ P9 [) X& x
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
0 Y  U" w& i5 n8 c+ B4 }3 sTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
2 u, T" u/ R0 A3 L' q1 e2 r' zTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> herself. This will later result in a man: H" [/ B5 t- V+ W9 X7 p+ |
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's5.39.217.77:88987 S! r1 u) a) @) q
> response refer to # 3.
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