Spaghetti Meatball Affair

An Italian man was having an affair with his neighbor. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the neighbor a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.                      "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.He replied, " Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses."
                     The husband replies, "Yes, I do! You have been asking me that everyday since the month after we got married but you have never asked me if I love spaghetti".
                     Not knowing what else to do, the neighbor took the money and flew to Italy.
                     Six months went by, and then one day the Italian man's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."The Italian man said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."
                     Later that evening the Italian man came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack.
                     Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked told the medic that she handed her husband a post card he received from Italy. The card said, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."

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