Dog Rules

felixng2007

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.  

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

wjolene

原帖由 felixng2007 於 29/1/2008 08:46 AM 發表
1. The dog is not allowed in the house.  

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can  ...

1. Good. Dogs should be on guard outside.  

2. Not in any room! Especially bedrooms! No way!

3. Most of the dogs won't stay off furnitures.

4. Old furniture? Get rid of them.

5. Definitely no sleeping with human and no furnitures.

6. Why would you want to invite your dog to be in bed with you?

7. Dog sleeps on bed whenever he likes? Yuck!

8. Dog sleeps under cover? What if he pee or poo?

9. What kinda dog is this? Sleep under cover every night?

10. Who should human ask permission to sleep with dog?

felixng2007

haha   u are quick to reply