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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :公仔箱論壇5 v1 J6 l/ O) n

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 V+ @# @3 Y' k# k
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 {2 u8 ^5 |: y! k- C' s9 s( x; c, a1 d
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9 F3 W, `: M3 G& i) G) @5.39.217.77:8898Here are just a few reasons why?
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為什麼呢? TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! c+ w) f7 u' m) K9 {$ Q5 _

3 e! b# x3 V% D  F3 G$ ?) g' h公仔箱論壇A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
7 b, f# g4 F6 }40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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( _2 b! [4 H' P0 D/ D" o/ m3 }tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbShe doesn't care what you think. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 ~/ R8 i7 ~- E3 M" V
她才不在乎你在想什麼。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* G3 P( Y% g8 F$ J# A& h2 J
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TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  h# l4 `. H* `3 R2 H' ]' k6 W
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 公仔箱論壇! T; D& C' l# v) w! \
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.公仔箱論壇5 P* {; [9 `$ \" |& S. j
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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3 A0 q6 M( R) v. J$ `TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Women over 40 are dignified. 公仔箱論壇7 x0 q. B+ @( f( o' @: v
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. 5 e: p' k% X5 v- D- O& A6 {
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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9 n* X" i" N8 \- stvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
7 c* a; s. ~* }) s公仔箱論壇當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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, m) q" F% {% C4 O8 o0 _' fTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) ) ?! }, p6 z* U

& l  }* Q( T- n) `( `" Z- z公仔箱論壇They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
/ T! U9 r; k5 m因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

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, \% d& o+ o* D! t1 R; {& q5.39.217.77:8898Women get psychic as they age.
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1 j. I; B8 y$ l' @You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 0 e2 \" |9 A: f+ e% W- t& {
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
, ]3 P6 `! p2 a! C. N: ~只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

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' \9 o3 ^. o# I  xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOlder women are forthright and honest. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; Y6 \1 F1 d2 [  Z9 F
熟女直接又誠實

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& I! \, ~6 E4 x+ f9 E2 O# ~1 ?. X5.39.217.77:8898They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
/ J) {- p2 |3 b1 v) p# T1 |2 A; D5.39.217.77:8898如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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+ C$ K3 c2 Q. A; u3 ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
7 |5 r! N# E" Z' ]- ]8 ITVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。40歲以上的女人有很多優點

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- ~; @8 M9 w7 O3 F7 qTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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1 d& d  s8 k) S5.39.217.77:8898For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( q' Y& Z, h- D  I7 ]4 Y
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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3 `3 ]  A9 F& @% X6 F5.39.217.77:8898Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 8 D3 v' D: g0 z6 q0 F* `
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話
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. U5 B2 z& |8 p! }6 p; W, U  A% z2 K"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 5.39.217.77:8898$ X' @' G" h0 R6 p7 {7 J- {5 a
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

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Here's an update for you.
( `. N; d% H9 J3 R4 Z公仔箱論壇實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
1 y. I. s6 @. ^, a, cTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?5.39.217.77:8898; N' M3 ^- {) S4 x, ^, T* ^7 W! {6 {6 U
為什麼呢
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! U8 R5 `, D# R% m3 j

還不錯~謝謝喔
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