Chinese Jokes

Chinese kid: "Hey dad, bad news - I got Hepatitis B."
Chinese parent: "Why only Hepatitis B??? Why not Hepatitis A-plus????"

"Facebook? Why don't you face book and study?"

You got a B? B stands for Beating!
You got a B+? Plus? Plus means More Beating!

A Chinese kid got B in English, his Dad told him, you are Asian, not Bsian or Csian; Asian, do you understand, starts with an A, only A is acceptable.

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