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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.
! u/ J8 J3 H0 R3 v# D/ ]TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。性本善:Sex is good.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 c2 v3 i" H9 N3 s! B+ y' g4 u- Y
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.公仔箱論壇. i; E, M0 l& D0 w
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
& V% J& @5 y$ [; Q公仔箱論壇苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.( L" w! e. y/ w$ \5 W
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! |. E" v" N* g9 c
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 U3 v: b% ]; {1 x

. ]) u' I3 ?: g  g5.39.217.77:8898昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng+ K7 ^; E3 ^$ i0 k  I
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 k2 @  i% x4 D  X6 T) @

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5 @  v1 h# c" U  d* t' R公仔箱論壇断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.5.39.217.77:8898/ v  t% ~7 X! ]. E3 J/ y: z
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famoustvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ R$ A6 j! g' ~6 E; d( N  R
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
0 _; K& M' _0 _, S) f0 \. n公仔箱論壇教五子 All his five son took it
: W% G) Y- r- y4 A8 @TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,9 b# j/ z3 m0 K$ D% h
父之过 It is all your fault.
! V$ X/ X+ B+ s) j* E教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
8 Z9 ]  J1 T7 _$ F2 Q9 x. ~5.39.217.77:8898师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.: i: ^$ J8 p; {- i: ~; C  C" i
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
& f9 {$ c; S/ e# S: Q% Jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb非所宜 but that is a real mistakeTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 T+ u( O! C; U9 x8 t  X
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,5.39.217.77:8898  o# x7 H8 ?7 \) P& a
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
: ?8 `( O1 L0 m( ~! u/ ^6 K# I不成器 It won't become hard and strong.公仔箱論壇8 x' b7 p: D. ^6 d, e1 U" t* {
人不学 If you don't learn sex,7 a3 f  v4 `6 M. o, X3 Y
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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