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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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! {7 i8 Q; {; L4 y. f; |一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 A. N+ M! F' @( i8 D

  ?* M, K' A1 L9 r. @) V「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
3 d& a, R0 F. i+ {1 x% y0 ?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
7 b# K, R4 k9 k. m* @tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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4 e# ?7 g8 p, d! \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"公仔箱論壇' ^9 @5 G1 G$ \9 t; @7 t" Q

+ e# W3 M9 u3 |4 Z; W0 N/ n公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ ]9 a4 W% [5 n. r5 g; i8 {& R& _

1 l1 l. Y# x& c7 U5 p& r公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.公仔箱論壇) f* W2 x  f" g$ |, m2 h( B" _

+ S$ j. F4 g1 [tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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