一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」6 b( ]: y' q$ a. W. @3 g' k+ m
" }8 l7 c0 B; X+ I1 H+ c4 C「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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0 \4 L+ \# v$ `3 n5 k9 n: R婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：5.39.217.77:88981 J+ u; m' ?5 Y" s# k6 D* |
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5.39.217.77:8898. O" A% @7 Y9 r5 O/ i. Q
& @" t: l, O. v$ [ E公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.77:88983 m% h. N4 w* F1 q
+ J$ f& l- b J- A5 k9 f2 B公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."5.39.217.77:8898! i9 ^, c, V, j
, ~: | z+ a6 i9 i+ w; mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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