一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇$ G( X6 K* G% z4 s* B
, b" i: M ^4 T0 {) [% F一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
+ n6 t4 q# \/ v8 i+ R* P$ iTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
, o% C& [- E% M) \8 p* M: u; M5.39.217.77:8898「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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2 @- x) x' @, U6 k {) c! mTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」5.39.217.77:8898' u5 [( o' q" D) D
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, b8 `2 O& q- [8 ~: T
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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! V6 u) T& C3 J; w) D公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"! R k! L: V& ~. L2 u, u% ]4 Z
" ?; _/ k9 x' c2 a0 T( Z"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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- f8 ~5 X3 f' S) s+ e# `"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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; Y+ ?6 R( e/ y: E0 x5 Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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