一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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# W6 N+ d6 A; @4 g- N公仔箱論壇一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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8 U& i6 m" j$ `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」5.39.217.77:88989 l* W2 R' T0 L
; d) |. Y P6 s' \, |tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
( w- @ ]5 S3 G9 A2 U& N5.39.217.77:8898An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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' W6 N% `+ f! ]9 T P/ U6 b"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 V9 x) d q. X3 ]4 v- V
8 y9 o1 P- v1 c b% i0 T8 ?The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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