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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; S. Z8 p8 w7 M) p+ ]4 s: I" o
性本善:Sex is good.
3 y3 g  p: x4 t, b5.39.217.77:8898性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
2 P' T5 F1 G8 a# M) o" s. Q公仔箱論壇习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.5.39.217.77:8898, O3 E4 I- L: D1 z+ A% ]
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 @) H/ F# w  J2 K. `5 }1 o
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.." ~7 T' G3 z! u+ E
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0 h  E' c8 z- ]' ?/ b2 B5.39.217.77:8898教之道:The way of learning it
) T! ?5 W; Q( _" @# mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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& g4 z8 b5 Y. B/ L6 j昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 l5 }4 A7 z0 m! \/ N/ m择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.5.39.217.77:88983 f) [: J: s5 z, k1 @( h+ P- l5 ^

& g$ {8 o. n  e' X$ _7 Z- Y- m) M3 Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb子不学:If you don't study hard,
* b) \  I3 k# O* Z5.39.217.77:8898断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.5.39.217.77:8898% r3 n* J/ {) ~2 M+ _2 V
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
) {! a5 H. @- W+ J1 J5.39.217.77:8898有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicineTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. p" |# n) k+ G
教五子 All his five son took it公仔箱論壇( k2 Z: s4 g! F0 F
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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1 F3 S  q! t! T2 O: ?养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
" ~  D: M7 x) }0 O# S# i公仔箱論壇父之过 It is all your fault.
- m2 W9 E( s6 D' R/ M% }4 G教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,6 c1 K0 N+ v8 X, G* x
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
  U0 A: w( a+ K6 }# t公仔箱論壇: K5 Z7 P5 W5 z+ x4 r
子不学 You may refuse to study this
( m; l1 B- X7 h6 k0 q0 X; N公仔箱論壇非所宜 but that is a real mistake
; k' A8 U% O, w4 o9 y) {幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
( ^+ R$ y, _2 s# I3 r) t0 W5.39.217.77:8898老何为 you will lose your ability when aged5.39.217.77:88983 F- X# I; H8 B* f# e, Q# n+ M

- ^% p) I' o' E: x+ S. Q6 {: g公仔箱論壇玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,5 f' g9 o0 N2 d
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
, r8 J) j+ I1 M6 @0 m$ v* x5 Q公仔箱論壇人不学 If you don't learn sex,  n+ i4 a2 `: _+ R' G
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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