一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇2 y8 O' A" ?+ B' Q
8 U; |1 z9 B- v0 `+ utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 h+ w# n/ I6 I
& B3 D/ b; z+ U( i5 x8 |「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」% K, r s6 q! _+ S' T
5 K0 }% c( X: z! S) `6 m" |「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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3 N& [& ^7 M5 h% {+ p' I/ s婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
1 _' n, w M+ i. ~1 x3 o) G) o公仔箱論壇An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇" F! B% q; q8 A/ t- D8 [# [9 Z
2 Y2 I1 k4 ~8 S" _/ B8 B9 ]A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"' z$ K+ C( _ F$ n! y
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 C$ K ]0 F N
! v" f, z" L/ ]$ K1 h6 H) W! a"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.7 F! L2 n" v; Z! `8 J- D
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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