一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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" @. |6 `4 b3 }- _& A( u+ O# Z「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」& H; ]0 F% C: O: U
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* P: {3 P; L8 C% H1 B% Z7 i5.39.217.77:8898婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
2 v/ J/ `/ d5 n% D. ?0 \An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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* L0 L8 V; G F7 k+ J3 i5 |tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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1 M# Z7 `2 A6 ~: K# |tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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