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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. - H( ^' ?# M  J2 E+ ^; o* W4 z
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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8 T( s8 X3 i# ]* H' q* R& J/ [Here are just a few reasons why?
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為什麼呢? TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 M/ w& b) I, F

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40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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She doesn't care what you think. 7 x6 S) E7 t% ?" L
她才不在乎你在想什麼。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 b# h% i2 g$ C0 m6 Q" O& ?. F2 M

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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. . N( d9 U* f' i, z+ @
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. , N+ d6 z8 j# k7 V9 ]
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 y/ [8 [+ }! X/ k8 p3 b  \2 F) n8 m: [
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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$ f! p3 D/ t5 FOlder women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 5.39.217.77:88987 G- c  S5 S# d5 V: i
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
4 d7 l2 g3 W# S3 d  `9 W8 {1 p4 V你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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& m9 e( ^1 i( q( F: d/ j7 ^1 d, H5 VYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 3 ]+ K, X) F( @) v/ a4 @
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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" _- Y& j) O4 ^: o7 R5.39.217.77:8898Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 5.39.217.77:88983 y5 q- A3 i8 w. Z$ g/ e- j
40歲以上的男人呢
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 公仔箱論壇7 j- ^0 t# R/ q8 R. V2 X
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

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; K# F, f9 x3 t! n+ Y公仔箱論壇Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
, F+ o" R* Q. R/ |5.39.217.77:8898今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬5.39.217.77:8898& T' G( J  w4 }8 v

還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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