一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。5.39.217.77:88988 U$ Y8 R3 O, }
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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/ Q5 C& w- l. F6 N$ G: n4 gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
( n: I$ v8 u- c$ N6 GAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5.39.217.77:8898' D# _. |7 T! e+ O' A) A8 f
F5 y. k2 c! O# V5.39.217.77:8898A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.77:88984 Y* a2 v+ W. Y1 M
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest., V0 G. [; B8 k. g7 E: b/ \7 f
l6 {0 v: H: a1 N; d1 g2 c$ D3 Y公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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