一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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, V. P7 U. f) L; V9 c5.39.217.77:8898「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」' U e, u) f0 @+ V0 ^4 ]
5 ?. G) d/ Q* f$ S2 a- D4 ]5.39.217.77:8898「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」5.39.217.77:8898- \+ v* I1 P# ^( H, h) Y7 R
3 }8 w3 k. n- R" q% j4 U6 ?! J" E公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:
2 I1 u" J1 F, X* C; @$ R: ?& I5 LAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! d C2 j0 i: t, `6 t! l
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 q p; n* \7 j' ^/ n% _6 S, z
6 l9 n q5 |% J+ S( Q3 gTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |