一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。1 _4 s# [$ Y* ]5 y" g& `- |
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; ^ Q G5 Y- Y5 W; |7 c
+ s' t6 Q3 B' s7 `5 W5.39.217.77:8898「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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9 U: K( p( D, k3 etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：" U: K; B K& X5 N/ @+ w
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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w3 K4 W: G( t3 |* @& Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"公仔箱論壇& J: ?/ O9 o8 I( p
; u/ _: G0 E: p) w! q% p6 w7 {tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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- A; Z# V! t ~* z! l8 o4 ?' {9 f公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.$ R" K) z- p, [: c1 P
3 f, z4 M& {& O; n" Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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