一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. `6 U. j ?$ O! U- v; J
9 ~* R" o$ x3 R1 N公仔箱論壇一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」5.39.217.77:88987 ]& @* k5 o! ~) k/ h, \
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 X8 p* Y( M4 y Q5 f! K5 y
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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; T8 {. _) r. B3 J2 Z1 XTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:5.39.217.77:8898 A) E- x; X- b, S2 I Y! y
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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+ K& | C2 i8 `7 L$ C7 S& Q"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.". _4 O8 N$ `+ W! X, ^% j
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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+ D3 g; S# V$ i9 o% ~/ t' E) f3 \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |