一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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) o. ^+ p. l1 I$ s6 S; l7 Ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」8 b, L2 L, Y/ y) J) s$ w/ X) c
+ D5 O+ d8 k9 @2 \' f# }「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 z& g% a, p8 p4 v. w" ]+ v
6 y5 P/ ~- d U# c5.39.217.77:8898婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- {& M2 J3 ^0 S8 n9 s# q$ i5 b
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.77:8898# d2 Y+ h, P' @+ Q
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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