一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 f0 D' ~* J4 q/ E% ?
+ H: j$ S7 m9 }" \+ Z/ J+ t4 x! Q一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」公仔箱論壇. i6 L. O4 Y4 u0 n
# Q+ \( j d# s, R「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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; ?1 P( O+ Q) a! e8 T, j8 F7 @公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
) a$ X7 g; D$ aAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"7 ^* F" ` F) _0 l
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."5.39.217.77:8898# |4 V6 U9 s* c7 U" @+ H, g
, b: P9 x; z C公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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