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Teaching English

A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving
  his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives
  when he realizes that the one thing he never  taught them was how to
  speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.

  He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."

  The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

  The Priest pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and he
  points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."

  Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

  The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he
  hears a rustling in the bushes.

  As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of
  heavy sexual activity.

  The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a
  bike."

  The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills
  them.

  The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years
  teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how
  could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

  The chief replied, "My bike."
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