***English Section***Come practice your english!!***

rockho2007

I want to learn more about how to communicate with people in english.
So please introduce yourself!


PS: Btw I am living in the UK

rockho2007

You can say what ever you want!

lilitan008

Ur mouth damn HUGE.  

zzleezz

Hi mate~
My name is Big Belly~
Nice to meet you~
Cheers mate~

SweetLemon

Words About Jobs. - 如果翻譯中文就沒意思了。

Teachers have class.

Accountants appreciate a good figure.

Electricians are up on current affairs.

Cemetery workers dig their job.

Taxidermists love their stuff.

Cement workers have concrete ideas.

Plumbers have pipe dreams.

Cooks know how to dish it out.

Army cooks make a mess.

Dentists know the drill.

Photographers develop their skills.

Good artists can draw a crowd.

Roofers are above it all.

Violinists just string along.

Barbers depend upon shear luck.

Butchers enjoy a good rib.

Typists are key personnel.

Lawyers look good in briefs.

Estate planners have a will to succeed.

Tailors like to size up their customers.

Gardeners enjoy a good plot.

Candle makers do wicked things.

Funeral directors have grave concerns.

  Nude Models barely make a living.

Cashiers think change is inevitable

norman.ho

Rhinoho, you rock!

blueocean

my English is very bad....I need to practice too

JackyNelson

Hi.. how are you?

SweetLemon

Hi 。。 where are you?

SweetLemon

The New English

The European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the
European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted
a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k".
This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the second year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".
This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters
which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.


Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e"
in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such
as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from
vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer,
ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it
ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German
like zey vunted in ze forst plas

MicSu

The New English

The European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the
European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As  ...
SweetLemon 發表於 2011-6-25 04:03 PM

are u sure? o.O

SweetLemon

are u sure? o.O
MicSu 發表於 2011-6-25 05:17 PM

No need to care for European english, know Malaysian English enough la...

bchew

No need to care for European english, know Malaysian English enough la...

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SweetLemon 發表於 2011-6-25 05:37 PM

wah lao eh!

bchew

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tohguht slpeling was ipmorantt.

kimmi8k

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the lt ...
bchew 發表於 2011-6-25 09:28 PM

Dear bchew

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