Gotta love us seniors

                              During a visit to my                               doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine                               whether or not an older person should be put in                               an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we                               fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a                               teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the                               bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said.                               "A normal person would use the bucket because it                               is bigger than the spoon or the                               teacup."

                                                            "No" he said. "A                               normal person would pull the plug. Do you                               want
a bed near the                               window?"

                                                            ARE YOU GOING TO                               PASS THIS ON ? OR DO YOU                               WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?                               :)