一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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8 V" R' {- }3 { t* m一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」5.39.217.77:88989 `( s7 Z9 C$ n3 z+ C. n1 f: G! Z. o
! U: f/ E f: u5 B$ _「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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0 t* g" C" n* m z, {; x5 ?+ a4 G4 D「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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9 `( N4 n j5 X* m5.39.217.77:8898婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
: a: ?: |! Y! {% L* I5.39.217.77:8898An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"公仔箱論壇# K: o# a+ I+ q+ Y* W
% X, q& }8 `1 H6 i公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.- A/ v+ c! U" Y) J O
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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