一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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, F7 H: z6 W! Q- c* dTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ x. @% E& |& ?- W, `3 |% N- E
/ a) m* {, a" `, E, _$ H, G5.39.217.77:8898「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」- [$ [6 l0 c' S, I1 F
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 }4 C* \7 A5 }9 {* d, V6 j
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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7 H8 w& M5 `/ s9 Z( D2 TA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest." I( a+ [9 h. ~& N* h
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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