Elevator

coelacanth5

Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they
strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, "I'm a Y. U. P. P. I. E. , you know...
''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''
The second guy says, "I'm a D. I. N. K., you know...
"Double Income, No Kids"
Yet." The third guy says, "I'm a R. U. B., you know...
''Rich, Urban, Biker"
The fourth guy says, I am a D. I. L. D. O., you know...
''Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''
They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...
"Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

coelacanth5

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old.
We drank a bit, and started to get real friendly and she asked if I'd ever
had a Sportsman's Double.
"What's that?" I asked.
"It a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "No."
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
We went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"

ztpandwzf

看不懂哈哈

byle

lmao the first one is funny.  I like the D.I.L.D.O. and W.I.F.E.

cincinamonroll

hahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa thank you for sharing