返回列表 回復 發帖

[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life." n. Q, C1 e5 C" T
性本善:Sex is good.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* J. j( |1 U! @, G5 v  A
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.0 }; N! b+ L% ?1 X
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 Z5 n" \* _$ [0 k  ^+ ?/ S; m
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
/ G! z$ ^) t+ V9 G; j# W性乃迁:Sex will leave you..: p8 m6 e' ?" ~$ ]" H3 a; X

8 ]9 p: k# J4 @- b* _1 d6 |. L* W- N% g+ f9 k1 ~5 h* o9 R; }9 n
教之道:The way of learning it, ^3 j( {: N0 ?& E" ?3 _
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 n  O% [  }3 @9 b: d; B8 D
5.39.217.77:8898) ~0 g4 N1 R! _# E* Z
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
) k8 D2 c' H5 j/ d, G$ b1 O择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
# O3 {0 C( P1 n- j, Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# U2 Q8 ^7 k# K
子不学:If you don't study hard,, P  [+ R8 Q$ ~6 G) q
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
# r' i% {6 M; s9 rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. {, n6 ]! {* B
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous$ E9 R+ e  s/ v1 v0 q/ c- ~
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine. n9 \- x3 R, x* \& e
教五子 All his five son took it& B/ S' A2 B4 ?6 o, C% ~9 ^
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
" R# G& Q8 S/ r% n. l
/ c3 M7 r! t% G% v$ Y; A  O$ u养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* a) I' b# E$ R4 h8 c9 ]9 y父之过 It is all your fault.
2 w, ?$ j" Q! z$ T$ n. g, fTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,; N: F5 l6 x% x  Z
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.5.39.217.77:8898# ~: U7 n  }! s7 }

" c& |/ F8 w& T) s" z子不学 You may refuse to study this
: M( [7 `0 R/ C0 _2 a# g7 s, E公仔箱論壇非所宜 but that is a real mistake
) P% U: p$ p# n. v  q. C1 RTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,! ?7 s3 J7 M$ M, Z
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
* `) f" Z" }5 O' k# l3 s  h5.39.217.77:8898
. y- v8 G' s6 \5 O2 c- ~玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,( k! V% I2 k9 n% m* t6 y; M- `8 n4 N
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
, N' n* u1 I: D/ K! Y$ Y  ]人不学 If you don't learn sex,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 b: a! w1 ^6 d- [$ _  U$ z/ `
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
曼联7号时代彻底改姓C罗
ha ha so funny joke....

Good ar, Thank You!!~~

我又真係冇諗過啊?!
GOOD THANKS
thx
返回列表