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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.5.39.217.77:8898) i! X1 E0 ?& v+ M- J) E! }2 T2 u
性本善:Sex is good.5.39.217.77:8898; y8 }7 m5 H8 U# z# [5 ~% \
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
' T7 T6 J( X1 T+ t2 |. Y. d# Gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
2 Z: e" y$ n8 A- W0 O! o( `苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.5 M1 l/ U; _/ O/ ~
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..公仔箱論壇  J& L% x5 r, @* E  P/ ^) |0 R9 f, r

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教之道:The way of learning it公仔箱論壇: N3 M- y0 d9 o! e/ l
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.公仔箱論壇; [# k5 J  a6 c: k. t
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
% y" j8 z4 m7 ^: {1 Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
* x  f4 F/ B/ f8 N3 Wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb公仔箱論壇) _( ~" m5 V$ G' ~( L0 f
子不学:If you don't study hard,
* J+ P8 o" ]$ G断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.( ^( H! j$ D; [1 u" j0 w
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous公仔箱論壇' `% C' b9 q, T% G" c
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
( D) x. Z3 E+ C( B7 {教五子 All his five son took it6 O3 Z9 G+ G1 i' X4 u
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.公仔箱論壇+ g6 D9 T" A/ Q1 |" ?
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
: X- F" c) n$ X: s! ?" r公仔箱論壇父之过 It is all your fault.! L* w& W9 ^9 p
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,5.39.217.77:8898' |. n1 W; \+ }# R" u  `( s
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.公仔箱論壇" F' m& s0 ~6 P( v* p
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子不学 You may refuse to study thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% Q9 f- Y/ r3 G! J9 @& @9 ]
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幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
7 w; w1 X$ Q' q; N" a8 K5.39.217.77:8898老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) E+ a7 M2 P# d$ Dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
* Y2 ]& |8 G1 U# T1 O人不学 If you don't learn sex,
- x& y6 S6 I7 Y  _% Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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