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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" j% Q6 J7 @* D
性本善:Sex is good.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- L- V( n1 k& O
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
1 N$ W+ T- {4 O# Z3 Z. V$ c) xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
6 y! h; }3 R- d; C- vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
7 [! h5 L5 c( N, _( `TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
3 u  A: s' d- N- F4 F& A公仔箱論壇% @( r! C% H& J5 o$ X
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教之道:The way of learning it
( z8 @' i6 Q. n5 STVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
+ S3 u( ~' q1 k$ f5 y- p" I: HTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( y! `- ~1 A9 m% s- v# P
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
; ?4 M$ L: G3 q+ t6 }TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.5.39.217.77:8898: S. M7 \4 p/ Z  ]. P' Z
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 [/ v% ]3 }4 q2 _, T
子不学:If you don't study hard,
5 G" v+ m4 j. R6 S* y断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
! S. o) G+ L3 x5 w/ R$ [- btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine5.39.217.77:8898; z! S8 N5 D# f
教五子 All his five son took it公仔箱論壇" A* k/ I3 v" i: W4 P; P* p4 A
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.公仔箱論壇, W. D8 S, N$ w+ b0 A

4 s% o; m2 c& Y# ?- i, Q* p0 ^5.39.217.77:8898养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,公仔箱論壇8 T: f  c3 n) P
父之过 It is all your fault.5.39.217.77:88980 m7 S$ G( o- D8 ^' q; k
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ p, \5 ~7 o! X/ d# q: [( J
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
+ Y0 O, f  {! A- O7 F0 n5.39.217.77:8898非所宜 but that is a real mistake
. v7 j; `7 M* i5.39.217.77:8898幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
! U3 Y: n2 a" @0 S老何为 you will lose your ability when aged' f2 D* L- Z8 s% J
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
4 z- Y4 {& u8 C& H8 S5 W5.39.217.77:8898不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
. ?% @! f- l- y1 T人不学 If you don't learn sex,
$ t" K- F) q1 Y9 STVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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