一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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1 ] V2 v7 X+ B公仔箱論壇一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」! d. d7 \8 e# M& L' M& {
o- l! ^$ m/ O, T$ c$ @tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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' f$ X' D' n! j8 ~ b+ X5.39.217.77:8898「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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6 l, l& ]0 x3 z- b+ d }; H! z1 b婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
* N) e& @8 l2 X) `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5.39.217.77:88985 P& A% k- B5 ^! C" v
- j M! x. S0 u# z' R& d/ ~, o: X公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."5.39.217.77:88986 p7 h- b- A. c6 n; e
* p7 A4 I' K* K公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" G( @, T3 x; X. ?
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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