This story is a about a guy who goes to a police station to make a report and here is the starting of the story  
   
Man: " Hi sir, I would like to complain about one of your police officer, who have assaulted me at the cafe."  
   
Sergeant: " Can I have your name pls?"  
   
Man: "Batman"  
 
 
Sergeant: "Batman?"  
   
Man: "Yes, Batman."  
   
Sergeant: "You trying to be funny is it?"  
   
Man: "No."  
   
Sergeant: "Than what is your father's name?"  
   
Man: "Suparman"  
   
Sergeant: "Hey,you trying to be funny is it?"  
   
Man: "No."  
   
Sergeant: "You are telling me that you are BATMAN, the son of SUPERMAN  
   
Man: "Yes"  
   
Sergeant: "You really too much you know, I can charge you for this offence for lying your name to an officer. Show me your IC."  
   
Now take a look at the attachment than you laugh. . 
 
 
 
中文 
 
这故事是来自新加坡警察局 
 
 
男人∶警察先生我要报案,我要投诉你们有一位警员在网吧殴打我。 
 
警察∶你叫什么名字? 
 
男人∶BATMAN(蝙蝠侠)。 
 
警察∶什么!蝙蝠侠? 
 
男人∶是的,我是蝙蝠侠。 
 
警察∶你不要跟我开玩笑。 
 
男人∶我没有。 
 
警察∶那你爸爸叫什么名字? 
 
男人∶Suparman(超人) 
 
警察∶你又跟我开玩笑。 
 
男人∶我没有。 
 
警察∶你告诉我你叫BATMAN(蝙蝠侠)是Suparman(超人)的儿子。 
 
男人∶没错。 
 
警察∶你真的是太过分了,我现在要控告你欺骗警员和浪费警力,给我你的身份证。 
 
 
请看下面,这男子拿出他的身份证。 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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