一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 ^6 d! v* Z6 l3 V% }9 W
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
8 p* u" `/ U" F3 oTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
8 Y$ a0 s, b; X$ L+ r2 N% _" o$ xTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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% K" `+ C Z* NTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」' d8 ~, }1 }; r. f X4 q8 h
/ S: ^& h. C7 X y, K( \2 q婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. b# K U, Y0 t- E# t E
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇% D6 X4 L8 e- j6 U* q0 K
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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5 O3 a% v9 r& l; N( J6 M5.39.217.77:8898"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."! h d3 F$ {7 |) V+ W
+ U1 J! B/ [# G; z"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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% B8 H/ m; j% @% x: a: D公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |