一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇. ]4 t4 C# h& O1 P
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」公仔箱論壇9 J8 L$ u- s }& a
+ ~+ C4 h' V t2 A+ |「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇* k' J. N" ?; G: |" m
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
: i( ~3 Z8 W" u, J; k% n公仔箱論壇An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.1 w6 u9 {6 v1 i; r/ Y" i, ?; K+ U- V# `
. F0 _/ e$ Y$ K+ X* j- P% PA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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- t& x$ o9 Q; u# g) @$ S公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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) p4 ]3 o- E7 m3 x5 x"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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