一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」8 t/ @3 J1 y4 F; U/ J3 a3 r
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」公仔箱論壇. S, N" j0 ^0 N. S2 e
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇& q( a- s" t4 _9 G1 K0 V$ D' A
; V) M1 w; d8 g, Utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:9 ?1 F4 J* a. p5 Q0 @$ K
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇1 u; J& s: ]% v" W# ]8 y
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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D5 v9 {6 C7 d/ D0 Y0 f"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."5.39.217.77:88986 \: R* I1 ^# l$ W( c' y
: m1 z. D5 v/ J" d/ c+ Q8 q"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |