一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 i1 D; X. g9 j
/ H* _' W+ ?: Q8 r" g+ G$ S Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: j2 \! t; K% o3 e. {- d* N$ [
8 r5 k: V9 L% ?2 { Y) V* O. W「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 T: n! N6 B ^/ i6 n0 w. e2 J
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：5.39.217.77:8898# q0 b) I/ M) o: S
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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' Z% i8 Y6 }) f. e$ h7 X* _公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?". f! C; o4 P. `& B4 b: K! D
) G1 n: \* w3 x) s/ Y7 s( O5.39.217.77:8898"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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l0 N" Y0 x/ b4 h; V公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.* W3 w5 W) x% a, x5 X! N" Q& D
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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