一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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: J+ W" a+ x9 {) [+ g8 H5.39.217.77:8898一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」公仔箱論壇# \/ ^6 x6 [* o- [+ J
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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: U' Y: e; ~7 e1 P" Y% g5 L" e5.39.217.77:8898「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：公仔箱論壇, |: |" \* G2 r. U
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5.39.217.77:8898! s* R7 n( _* d: l
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.77:88987 A( B6 M) e9 Z; o9 F
& f5 b5 s; }/ L% s+ r" \0 w5.39.217.77:8898"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."4 l! [, W. N0 E
$ f2 w j9 s' U5 e6 z7 X"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 i3 k' t- i t8 _
* \1 p1 i. M- i% qThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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