一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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) E% U- y2 t& f. ~" f5 y' ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」3 W, P- m8 M! g; }$ N( v
9 O, S: d! [" m5.39.217.77:8898「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」2 p( P3 U; c. B$ u3 u1 w3 b
: H+ i( Q9 I* T+ |7 o8 Y5 gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：公仔箱論壇2 |; x2 Q" R0 | L2 [) x; V/ `
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5 L* D3 D/ y# j6 C9 Q# Z) x: a
* ]+ W5 `( g4 E' F: LTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.77:88984 E; A" M, w+ ?; Z3 o7 \
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, o& }) C2 K- U1 r0 g% a
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- M9 s& \3 W; G) h
# Y/ J& A3 u$ B"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ u; G: B+ \" M) P b
$ O# D! W% u" Y/ ?+ Z" L: S5.39.217.77:8898The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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