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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.
# ?4 C" C7 r- r- u7 Q, h* b% QTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。性本善:Sex is good.
9 a- Q$ X. U' A, i6 G2 MTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.( {& E' I8 a/ {5 O( q5 d" S* \) U3 }
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 O; t, x* E" E. l& u  b6 Q/ s
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
4 c/ }( X! x( N1 z7 I性乃迁:Sex will leave you..tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ }/ v8 O8 Y9 l1 A1 B/ K+ c/ h) a( V
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8 _0 U0 K! m' b, O0 S1 N教之道:The way of learning it
; U  u6 a% ?. h/ [; A( t贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.5 ~' C2 u- A0 ]0 e4 R, j2 c
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 @: O- _3 n5 }1 o; Q% r公仔箱論壇择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,3 B5 ]/ s: q, `; [1 ?
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless./ \9 n" h& f1 Y; ?2 ?" h9 _" U

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有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine公仔箱論壇- Q' d6 a- x" m: g( i0 H
教五子 All his five son took it
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: {5 ?+ P' ~8 ]9 w9 H养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
2 {6 x; ?' Q  T" V公仔箱論壇父之过 It is all your fault.7 [4 F( b! H8 H4 ]: _6 i8 j
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
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3 L7 I7 \- K- S5 f& b2 p子不学 You may refuse to study thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) H: e1 {) {' q" v; g& S
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
9 }0 y5 m' }# t. P1 X, j幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& C: h0 i- z3 d' F
老何为 you will lose your ability when agedtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 [7 E$ E( X  ^! K$ a) n7 Y

' u+ P* F- s! P8 xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,5.39.217.77:8898; m" a( T" G% w3 g: n1 o+ f
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.& Z0 C) z; u4 q% w0 F
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
2 F& @. ^  A- O- |公仔箱論壇不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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