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When visiting HK a few months back, I actually saw this at 鵝頸橋, somewhere in between Wan Chai and Causeway Bay.公仔箱論壇3 ]2 k  h! R4 D) O! d

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"Available only in Hong Kong, for a small fee, this old granny pictured on the right can wish eternal damnation on your worst enemy, your boss that's giving you a hard time at work, or even your cheating husband! Known as Da Siu Yen or 打小人, simply bring in the person whom has been giving you bad luck's birthday and name to the old lad or just tell her your name so she can get rid of all the bad spirits surrounding you. She will promptly write down all that information onto a handy "form" and proceed to shout horrible damning obscenities at that person all whilst taking the sharpest high heel there is and hitting and beating the person's form, which represents the real person. Damning sayings include: "I hit you and damn you to be forced to work until the day you die," I hit you until you die of starvation," "I hit you until you until you die and become poor," "I hit you so hard that may your children's children be beggars", and the most horrific curse of the all: "I hit you until you become bald." Some may call it voodoo or harsh, but it's just an awesome part of Hong Kong Cantonese culture that cannot be found anywhere else. And personally I wouldn't mind if my worst enemy became bald. By getting rid of your bad luck, you just might get that promotion or test grade you've been aiming for! Remember kids, it's just superstition and that hitting your enemy's name with a shoe wishing them eternal damnation does not guarantee that it will happen... but I did it anyways you know... to promote and help stimulate the Hong Kong economy for the old grannies that have nothing better to do. Word."

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And that gal looked so serious, she would definitely hate herself more she she found out someone pinched her handbag.

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And here is how it goes:
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                   打小人口诀
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打你个小人头，等你有气冇订唞；公仔箱論壇! t5 G( o! L+ a3 e3 q
打你只小人手，等你有钱唔识执；
7 \7 C% b) I) a公仔箱論壇打你只小人脚，等你有鞋唔识着；
3 S1 {* w, J9 v( x5 {5.39.217.77:8898打你个小人额，等你一世无发达；
9 F' }+ ^. v9 c1 i+ Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb打你个小人耳，等你成世无大志；
+ J- S' Q1 F% u4 C+ ]: N- a  x5.39.217.77:8898打你条小人俐，等你食嘢唔知味；公仔箱論壇/ q. T( o( T2 {( r& K1 f; L
打你个小人心，等你成世苦不堪。
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# f, s' w) b8 itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb打你个小人头，等你有气冇顶唞，日日去撼头；
+ O2 y4 A, f& x4 j打你个小人面，等你全家中非典，成世都犯贱；
4 f/ V" U. e7 ~5.39.217.77:8898打你个小人眼，等你成世都撞版，日日被人斩；tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* m' ^( h0 B/ X8 i
打你个小人耳，等你日日疴烂屎，抆屎用手指；公仔箱論壇. V& p% Q8 w( ]8 \8 q0 H5 D
打你个小人口，等你沟女衰口臭，冇女受你沟；
  ^8 i" y. U/ \, l+ {1 w  Z4 V打你个小人鼻，等你唞气似闻屁，支气管麻痹；tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  L( b. _/ R; k' s
打你个小人颈，等你周身都性病，花柳兼淋病；. {- T% U$ a' a7 a
打你个小人胸，等你抽筋兼中风，后门畀人通；
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$ U# e7 B" y: ?9 E( ?& K打你个小人脚，等你日日敷中药，有鞋冇脚著；5.39.217.77:8898# x; s$ P: ^# B
打你个小人肚，等你好心冇好报，日日畀人告。