一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。* n4 C( q/ D! w+ M% K
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 p& L7 z. }; D! w. g
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」公仔箱論壇3 J, Q4 o6 M3 W0 o7 J/ I( k' [" m# }6 `
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 7 j8 Y6 T/ t# ]1 {公仔箱論壇9 Y) M" P+ X! ]7 O# T: Y- ]5 f
婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 Z$ e; {" T) J Y) y: F: J, ?5 s
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& b+ u. m; O% K* O& X! @9 y
' A% r* H' V' l! E% t" VA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"9 r: R* P0 z, J
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ i: Y* p" Y+ X( K4 v3 A9 ]2 w
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.4 I$ X1 X: P2 X6 l' ?' X
: H" M4 B! ^; M3 Z% @: P5.39.217.77:8898The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
