一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。5.39.217.77:8898) g( @1 z/ r; `# i# I
, |" _ Q( A" |+ @9 ]2 k/ @* P" XTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 R9 L- H* e5 c* s. N1 m
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 $ F$ y/ s/ O3 e* y- C" M! FTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 S1 }6 `0 P( K% d: O
「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 % e! H2 A5 y6 B. E* X0 p r, V# H' o T( _6 m' k7 S! @8 J( t
婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文： 5 E) w4 f( b7 ] sAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.* @- g' q+ _& W' W
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" 0 ~5 e Y4 a6 k- R; I) M3 l, f ( @/ I% Z1 G/ C! x# ?( ~. K- NTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."3 ~& o, S% q' {! @
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. : _' _! q& w. `' t5 u5 m3 Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 a4 }4 [8 e) L) K z5 v
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
