一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 3 v5 S8 g2 H, l4 x : w \" W# \ f5 G1 u一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 ' R8 g4 z* v; B, y% v5 dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* c- L, I A5 B- S; f4 X
「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」5.39.217.77:8898( Q2 Y( s# s& j, ^+ t
" ?8 U, e3 g& [" T3 L2 ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」$ q6 z1 u; h& [9 K+ [1 ]8 v
0 Y6 A+ A+ x+ L5 T+ Ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 \, ]5 g6 [! ^6 n
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. : n$ [& [( E1 q: Q2 \9 x" Z% dTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 5 |3 n1 Q1 \3 A3 y, x$ X公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" & m! z. \& O" E5.39.217.77:8898- [; E9 ^6 U S, X" z/ O
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." " |3 V/ j% L9 ^1 `TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 2 c+ g. Z# _- m6 M9 s `7 |: P4 K5.39.217.77:8898"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. # n" H9 @: d. ?9 Y公仔箱論壇+ ?# `) f) T6 n% }- z& c
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
