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作者: chrislov 時間: 2025-8-26 02:01 AM 標題: 你看重什麼

一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇$ \- V8 ^6 h" E
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 `% H! u: g3 M; ~/ [- o

「是的，我知道」，女士又說：「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」公仔箱論壇4 @( B" m9 k+ V$ j H6 P" j$ S

「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」5.39.217.77:88985 S: a. ~8 B. O% q4 \9 R& a
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 M- j$ W- T! l

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇) e: H) W3 E$ D; w$ X/ K# t
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.5.39.217.77:88984 O& c2 m6 o( i& l1 z* t* u/ ?
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

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