一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 3 {( Q, \1 B( O+ p' e O' ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb公仔箱論壇4 J R1 C. x, Y9 _
一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 9 E# F/ U G: o4 p3 _' ^$ oTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 ( X4 P E: c9 E8 E「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 8 T! x/ X' W0 } 9 G9 S9 d% O) V6 x- A「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」5 q5 w8 X5 e4 `& D! b9 |# x
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ U# j5 M/ b# F, A; j$ ]& v* V( {
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. 5 j) y: H: n, ?9 i% \* @4 y1 b" |
A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" 2 Q5 ]% [$ G! F" p5 p1 s公仔箱論壇公仔箱論壇# l/ v4 O- a; ~+ c7 c2 f, L
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." ( ]. C( D8 _1 g2 r) Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvbTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! X% u5 e4 V/ E3 U$ S
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.公仔箱論壇( A+ b5 p6 y4 N# l8 Y k
1 R& o) ~* k8 f% Y6 m5.39.217.77:8898The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
