一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 / K( X, N0 b9 Y+ O4 h) |/ t公仔箱論壇5.39.217.77:88983 P5 @! q2 ~/ p7 P& t. J) Q! _# ~
一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」5.39.217.77:8898* x X1 W9 u/ Y& e, V8 Y, Z' s
( Y! _5 w! R4 U' {+ ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 ! p1 d$ p6 T; N. S/ g$ {$ q* G5.39.217.77:8898TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 B. i+ p0 l# N# L/ ?
「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」5.39.217.77:88981 I b) {, T" M3 Q2 N
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文： / v8 s: X! |, w; A% ]: u9 C5 ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvbAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. 9 o. B0 N) h: V1 e, {公仔箱論壇TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# A1 f) s% L$ ^! ^+ ~
A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"5.39.217.77:88983 w. m6 s% v2 S5 {. h
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.": q1 m4 Y& a. V C. `( u; B
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. / k: D# r2 c1 M$ E" w# s6 Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb 4 r* @9 K7 t* g* o6 w8 FThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
