標題: 你看重什麼 [打印本頁]

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作者: chrislov    時間: 2025-8-26 02:01 AM     標題: 你看重什麼

一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. ^/ L  Y! ?, U: i  l

) t* y$ z! W: ~5 }% s) v! i* Q. eTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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/ M; O7 G: W" k& I" Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」5.39.217.77:88984 m0 V3 T' ^; }" D( G1 p: N* c3 r% v

% C7 u/ g4 h9 a3 v5 p  X: T/ n" [tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 ]4 d& Q7 G0 ?/ T5 u! [% g: c

5 o2 n. Z! Y$ u7 x" Ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
+ ?- \( z$ Q/ o0 Z0 AAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.& E  A) s0 r. y5 l7 L! g% s
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest./ @* f/ d% I+ ^

& H1 C3 f( i9 }) IThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

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