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標題: 你看重什麼 [打印本頁]

作者: chrislov    時間: 2025-8-26 02:01 AM     標題: 你看重什麼

一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# f# X4 A/ C; R1 @$ x6 E) q
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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: ^4 ~/ ]  R/ _% ]公仔箱論壇「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」公仔箱論壇, C( ~9 B1 c3 e' p6 W( c3 ]% ^

' X0 K: N" c6 f% e+ J% D公仔箱論壇「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
英文笑話原文:
( o& W8 b) t  h0 |9 ?1 X- Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvbAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇/ S: S# F/ b7 E

  h, @* b/ S0 j4 ~( O, _2 Z3 D公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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: D# q0 v7 _  y3 sTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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; R& O; C& z9 I4 O$ V5 w"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.2 r/ }1 E1 Z9 m& L( P

+ t, G2 [! [  i# E' U1 |# q5.39.217.77:8898The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"





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