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標題: [笑话]英语幽默版三字经 [打印本頁]

作者: toney    時間: 2007-3-12 07:30 PM     標題: [笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) Q$ L. T0 F# S( F3 d- k9 I
性本善:Sex is good.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: y- l( G% Y; f8 G# H( @3 W; U+ {* f
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.公仔箱論壇( V7 p* T) j. T2 I
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.1 [; O3 E6 N$ c+ a
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.; s" T0 V& C, M2 w
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..公仔箱論壇% r6 B  B/ b+ @* f6 y- t' t9 v" d) M6 i
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教之道:The way of learning it
$ G9 ?- j$ m: q6 z公仔箱論壇贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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3 V, x" |: A- I6 ]2 m昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng1 N7 Q# G# Q( d; m% ~; ]& `
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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教五子 All his five son took it
: j  x7 {8 T3 u" V& E7 s; l名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
  I/ U$ w1 _* L1 Q" t父之过 It is all your fault.
) R, b% Y$ q, g% d  D9 v/ W教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,* W' m9 {0 K+ V& z$ X
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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5 m7 s! G/ @/ ~子不学 You may refuse to study this
/ v2 q  ^' W  a0 C( N9 ?5.39.217.77:8898非所宜 but that is a real mistake5.39.217.77:8898# v9 a) s% I7 J0 p, V2 V4 Y3 b- |
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
$ Y1 t0 E" L3 I5.39.217.77:8898老何为 you will lose your ability when aged$ d% d) L% n  i! @3 z8 L" w
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,4 O' j+ e- t; P! Y
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
2 Z# S( ?0 c  l& _, |7 m6 U1 Z% p公仔箱論壇人不学 If you don't learn sex,
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作者: koay    時間: 2007-4-15 03:36 PM

ha ha so funny joke....
作者: bmtak    時間: 2007-4-15 10:26 PM     標題: Good ar, Thank You!!~~


作者: khoko    時間: 2007-4-16 10:40 AM

我又真係冇諗過啊?!
作者: duhanggou    時間: 2007-4-16 11:03 AM


作者: powershenli    時間: 2007-4-19 10:01 PM

GOOD THANKS
作者: stella90    時間: 2007-4-19 10:18 PM

thx




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