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標題: [笑话]英语幽默版三字经 [打印本頁]

作者: toney    時間: 2007-3-12 07:30 PM     標題: [笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.
# ~& g7 x$ t" y' u7 J5.39.217.77:8898性本善:Sex is good.1 s& d' C0 ?% A2 b
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
& M6 z& r  M9 e; }6 y习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.9 p4 g! F$ j9 {( D4 Z! Q6 _& `/ S
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.5 M/ `" h+ u$ X' R( w7 L
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
0 h. W0 P& b4 [" T+ b3 c# o! ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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6 g+ `. X* }7 stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng5.39.217.77:8898. B6 I) M' ^" W) j  o! l
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.5.39.217.77:8898) F" [8 g# u5 W/ d8 V, n, n
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子不学:If you don't study hard,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# f$ l- z3 Y- J
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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  E: }& [2 q. S公仔箱論壇窦燕山 Dou, the Famous5.39.217.77:8898# T" n+ u6 m! C
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
# Y9 v& t9 c- W7 C/ H5.39.217.77:8898教五子 All his five son took it
4 R5 y! g$ @. @$ D+ I. O5.39.217.77:8898名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.5.39.217.77:8898+ X2 _% X- |- Y  x/ V& e

. [, V; C1 `: ^7 V公仔箱論壇养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
# J, \2 G( [& \1 R0 H3 r: E公仔箱論壇父之过 It is all your fault.
' n4 F  [1 H  U# ~. F公仔箱論壇教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
% H0 l' u; J# R师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.5.39.217.77:88989 d9 w0 e7 e8 l' F* [
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
6 ]  o6 A' y6 l+ ?) H5 ]非所宜 but that is a real mistaketvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 ~2 X* y+ K% m# X: y
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
7 ]% N# u& e# |: j" q) A. ]老何为 you will lose your ability when agedTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! A+ L) D1 C% N1 Z4 @/ Q: G
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
6 [' `+ d4 \9 N- C: U# K: F不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
$ T1 G5 u, Z/ G' [tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb人不学 If you don't learn sex,
+ W! E2 o0 n' L1 l- H8 D$ x" y" ^不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: koay    時間: 2007-4-15 03:36 PM

ha ha so funny joke....
作者: bmtak    時間: 2007-4-15 10:26 PM     標題: Good ar, Thank You!!~~


作者: khoko    時間: 2007-4-16 10:40 AM

我又真係冇諗過啊?!
作者: duhanggou    時間: 2007-4-16 11:03 AM


作者: powershenli    時間: 2007-4-19 10:01 PM

GOOD THANKS
作者: stella90    時間: 2007-4-19 10:18 PM

thx




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