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作者: ckw4737    時間: 2009-3-24 02:54 PM     標題: Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE5.39.217.77:88985 Z" {! D" |( \$ u
> (1) Fine: This公仔箱論壇1 E' s0 y: ~2 d0 h2 n; ]
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
4 `5 k- r8 F# j' a) G9 g> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five
4 |8 h7 M5 `) q7 `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Minutes: If
- `9 a, C( W/ G7 }- d$ `> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
9 Y. [9 U; ]: D: q* ?> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
3 _9 D  e6 H0 {) N6 w. ]7 k2 X* ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around公仔箱論壇0 p$ y1 u# m% k2 x6 r
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>
$ Z- O$ z) u' G' e1 L0 Z. l5.39.217.77:8898> (3) Nothing: This( P" J7 [  E& E* ?: ^- p
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
! r  ^. Q7 X8 z+ F> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 Q; Y# w" {1 I/ W5 G) V& Z9 B- B
> usually end in fine.
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> (4) Go公仔箱論壇, O: J$ Z/ B. {& L* K
> Ahead: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: f+ C9 W2 q0 u' X& E( F* Q4 H
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) Loud
  v4 b  R& g: N4 F5.39.217.77:8898> Sigh: This
0 g0 m! B7 a$ ]1 K1 m6 U1 R+ j8 Q> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
8 J7 R' i- \( u3 o" ^+ XTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are5.39.217.77:88980 I4 f  l" U, ]  N% w' R( B
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing% l) a1 `" e  h' k+ ]4 h8 W
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
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> nothing.)
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> (6) That's
1 E9 I/ ~1 _6 z0 @: Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Okay: This
3 T6 Y5 z0 ]! I3 u> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
6 ^' R- S; a# N% ?, ~3 g% @+ p5.39.217.77:8898> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" z9 l7 O; R0 h
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
  P3 p6 \, D# P$ ?% ?8 z9 B# X> mistake. 5.39.217.77:8898  z1 h! z- l5 j% }
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> (7) Thanks: Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ e, i$ M. M6 v' F, ?
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
0 R; s" Q$ e) F! ]# M- [( p* J> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
1 w2 R/ N; f2 ]5.39.217.77:8898> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
- \2 r$ M% C: K  i6 J7 o5.39.217.77:8898> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT5 J. i0 \4 ]4 N9 O
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a! \8 d8 z/ [4 b7 [7 U
> 'whatever').
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, u- d" o  @! I( O4 H% d> (8) Whatever: Is aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( [( ?/ |! s9 m" a8 d
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!   \7 D( X7 @- Z' O

9 S* n, t3 n1 l2 M3 {TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (9) Don't
$ g* o- {7 y- r; X! N6 I, U> worry about it, I got it: Anothertvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" s  m7 _. I- h" k6 \8 J
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
6 h" ]- [+ H6 `8 otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
5 \% |: d9 v; Z( i; _公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a man
3 |. G' k5 r) {& u' ?+ G5.39.217.77:8898> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's5.39.217.77:88988 _# N/ r& f4 h8 o1 o8 [
> response refer to # 3.




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