標題: 'Education' by Phua Chu Kang [打印本頁] 作者: Janetchan79 時間: 2008-10-25 11:22 AM 標題: 'Education' by Phua Chu Kang
Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
......... Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becos, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the road, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't play play ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn ...........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Correct or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn .............................. you
go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ....... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'
also ah!!!作者: wilson0312 時間: 2008-10-25 12:55 PM
中国式英语....写到唔知似咩....将中文版直译....
仲有中文版已经post过la......作者: samueal 時間: 2009-2-8 11:51 AM
thx for sharing作者: boxing88 時間: 2010-12-24 11:50 PM
Phua Chu Kang styles........
Thank you for sharing
