> Ah Beng...again! Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
> He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
> 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
>
> Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
> Friend: Really, what is he studying.
> Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
>
> Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
> DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
> Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
>
> Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
> Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
> Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
>
> Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
> Wife: How do you know??
> Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
> Oh GOD! U have come again.
>
> Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
> except the TV in my house.'
> Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
> Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
>
> Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
> He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
>
> How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
> He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
> the board.
>
> Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
> So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
> announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it
> would
> be hot.
>
> Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
> Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
>
> Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
> Man :This is a race, the winner will get the cup
> Ah Beng:If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
>
> Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
> Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
>
> Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
> Servant: 'It's already raining.'
> Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
>
> A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
> in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM (首相)not AM...作者: ysplai 時間: 2010-5-23 09:58 AM
