主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( i4 }% Z$ H* n
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人5 m8 k; W9 X1 c: R4 Q: D
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Here are just a few reasons why?
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb k8 d; ~6 P: x% \0 ~3 }' Q+ j
She doesn't care what you think. 公仔箱論壇6 f' b" P$ i+ M( A1 M
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb F3 `9 t; a" k" F8 q* g
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
Women over 40 are dignified. 4 n1 L: @1 z& F, V3 s" a
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 W- M& N+ f* F4 M% }' f2 u
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 公仔箱論壇) t1 S, W2 k, ?
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。# V5 T9 w0 Z0 T
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 v0 w1 Z; D: P9 d
They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
Women get psychic as they age. # Z4 n9 V3 N) P* I6 e. b: v
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 5.39.217.77:88989 S! ~+ r8 ?3 R5 M* ~) _9 O
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: ~8 |' }! j% @7 Q3 h& w5 e
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. ) \; [' ]1 F# J5 p' G3 z) V
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 5.39.217.77:8898) j' z# S$ r6 M2 e0 ?! @( m; p$ d. B$ ]
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 公仔箱論壇( C. e% X8 Y- }" ^4 w
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 公仔箱論壇" j" K2 e$ s% m& I
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 {* ~" _) J1 v! s$ Q4 }' ^1 W
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 1 w0 X4 g( q0 }) C
Here's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 2 r' G3 i8 w. @1 H' [
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 9 y" W, i0 E( }* X% _( b
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& N' a0 O* f! k
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