主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :公仔箱論壇( f+ E8 s g2 Y; E
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ z! S. Y% G$ ]2 s7 z
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Here are just a few reasons why？5.39.217.77:88983 S( R7 u. B( t: a, `
為什麼呢?
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 公仔箱論壇9 g6 P1 }( f- M/ Y& f
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% ]1 {* x9 t" ^4 a B" f5 P
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She doesn't care what you think. 公仔箱論壇3 s7 ?; K7 y+ N, W) Y5 A
她才不在乎你在想什麼。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 W: D' p0 x( H! \
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ v$ l% O( x3 B+ b; ~
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 w) u; @. m5 h. P) \
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
Women over 40 are dignified. 公仔箱論壇0 X& i" R$ b( c) d: {
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 5.39.217.77:8898) g; Y$ r2 G& P6 A6 G
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。5.39.217.77:88988 s9 w- u9 h5 @2 K- m" S
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. / H% b5 [) _3 K- _
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) 9 d: W+ }) c9 j1 e' X0 C% H
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 5.39.217.77:8898# I" j% D6 s$ C
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 - Z* N) W. k5 t" [% v
Women get psychic as they age. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- C/ V: v- e' r# I ? g
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 ; x3 j8 o/ v6 e* n. _8 R+ d' v1 d
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. , L2 d: o# s" \& A4 x- `3 M
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
Older women are forthright and honest. 5.39.217.77:88985 t8 F$ ]7 P" @ b5 |4 U
熟女直接又誠實 公仔箱論壇 C4 _: k: q) C) e
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. . s1 J* ^% S) P' n" L, j1 I
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 x& l9 X5 H# b. L' ~& t5 p( [" O
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 5.39.217.77:88982 O2 _$ g" p9 l
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; \1 t3 w7 ~6 U+ [. T. {" Q, `8 L( h
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 5.39.217.77:8898 T; G8 Q* w! m2 Q5 O
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Here's an update for you.公仔箱論壇+ i6 I. m3 H& _
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 9 D/ Y' K4 e& g. A. m
Why?公仔箱論壇. }* k4 H$ a$ E( k, b
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸，買回整隻豬TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ I1 Y4 |1 z. S$ W* b B/ g. Q
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