
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# v2 t2 Y4 t5 [: E7 X5 t
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" S# ^% i y% y" q- ]7 @9 j$ }$ c6 n! O
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( z( S0 y( R F z# f# C! j7 |/ ?
She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.9 G0 |5 t2 s# l+ [
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified. 8 |# U5 O q% |9 x P
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" c, H: h' |1 X' \
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 公仔箱論壇% _5 N/ e7 I6 g2 X& H2 ]
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 ]8 E7 e0 T/ A0 T# y; y0 Z
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 公仔箱論壇4 n2 W7 b: D( g( J9 b8 f5 }% S6 u
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; X! v5 ?0 i% ]+ z
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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Women get psychic as they age. " `6 @- L) f$ t8 s: P$ t
女人越老越通靈
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 5.39.217.77:8898! u: y0 |; `: e4 h/ O; m+ a( w! c
Older women are forthright and honest. 5.39.217.77:8898- |- j; s) Z# b/ {0 X
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 公仔箱論壇" E3 A$ k$ f# |* q% X0 A# B
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 v4 L; L6 O8 L- E7 B
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' D( Y& m5 q0 s% n/ {
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" ? {# V. T& A" ?: C: O* c
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb x- Z9 W- J' z2 a& S
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
Why?
為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 H/ P& t! f4 [2 p2 d1 d% g% ?6 T) k
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