主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
4 M* O' I" x/ C$ ], `/ c隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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$ }6 I/ W  w! O5 E$ U5.39.217.77:8898Here are just a few reasons why？0 `* ?& E' t0 R! k7 A$ P2 ^& ]
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
5 Q5 c% r' R7 D公仔箱論壇40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think. 0 ?5 J9 Y# ^+ I: C& x
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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4 Q6 V+ A3 x5 K" T" O' x& {If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 公仔箱論壇2 u. y3 L1 ^, ~7 W* q
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 6 E4 b& \; n2 C3 d  R6 Q

7 ?# v) u% j3 T. F+ J( K/ a4 ?9 I& s5.39.217.77:8898She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
$ }" h& x1 e" L5 S/ @6 U她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 公仔箱論壇' k' z5 L3 M: U, H3 S+ Q$ G
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Women over 40 are dignified.
+ z3 c% Y( ?1 D8 i3 Z40歲以上的女人穩重自持 , s8 p2 C' w: C" J: }9 p1 A; P9 K( i

4 s. [5 w; N9 p6 RThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
- I% {+ }! d' I, s- N4 p5 ^/ M不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
; m5 q$ R! u: r1 X6 y公仔箱論壇當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。: V$ }$ u5 S# t4 D; E  U6 k5 B, @  q

6 S9 q3 w! O" L1 a/ e$ z$ POlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 5.39.217.77:8898+ h5 L& h  r; c3 J8 U
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
0 f6 m# b, m' I# g  K/ T% y公仔箱論壇因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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8 p- b3 `$ x" E9 o" m5.39.217.77:8898Women get psychic as they age. * J+ w4 W8 m% f
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 4 c8 s/ F0 [0 H. G) |9 x; l
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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$ n5 ~' z) Y  y/ COnce you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' e, y' m9 Y0 Z
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 % o$ I+ ]3 V7 N- ^6 U

: H$ n% q1 z; X* N公仔箱論壇Older women are forthright and honest.
( N2 p! d' s) j0 ~6 o熟女直接又誠實 5.39.217.77:8898( n& l' }; \7 Q8 H. d* l% ]
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. ' \5 K! V6 m8 S7 Q" t9 j1 Y& \
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 5.39.217.77:88985 m  F  J; K9 |) j1 Q0 @

/ B3 X7 ^) }. |tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# I* \8 q5 B6 _8 o$ w0 }3 F* c
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 8 V& q2 P/ H$ O- w4 W7 ?% }4 S2 G
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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, o! ?" ~* G: p2 F% F3 \- R6 {  `. |公仔箱論壇Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 9 X4 f- q! [/ j! w; C1 ]
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& H4 w  s+ @7 n+ g8 N  p
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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4 e9 ^$ O" {( t2 ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvbLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say, + L2 v2 G3 {; k
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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6 H8 g: R( Y1 d& ^. c"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", * P/ u: a: ?3 l& r1 O# D8 X
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 5.39.217.77:88989 o, o! m7 a$ @! K& t  _

8 Y* C+ P: S8 h+ G/ ]Here's an update for you.
1 _% c( e7 K1 Z實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 % @9 t! w& N& s6 ^) \
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( r) Q5 m" a5 H- w
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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4 r. I& L# ]- F$ d7 OWhy?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸，買回整隻豬5.39.217.77:8898% {+ l4 E$ a7 J9 S* I% T