
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :公仔箱論壇/ x' ^1 a! H& O/ R
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 公仔箱論壇" a1 J" y5 N) [" T' ~2 g3 u9 u
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人) `% [: b( ~! p" C) e0 ]% k
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Here are just a few reasons why?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? 5.39.217.77:8898- j2 d+ N- V8 C+ J" A
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She doesn't care what you think. 3 I/ a9 q4 ~& q1 n' ^. ~
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. . R0 p$ s* r) k/ x
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 5.39.217.77:8898! J, S2 c# u+ d" a( M
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 * g; |4 w3 a8 z* w( ^
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Women over 40 are dignified. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 n2 g8 F+ `3 a" a# N
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 6 ^ h& g1 s% L) y
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- z. D3 r) V% v" y0 |
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) 公仔箱論壇' W2 y% Q9 `3 l1 f$ }
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
Women get psychic as they age. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 l' w# ~2 Y; _
女人越老越通靈 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* x8 \' _3 X' P9 j6 l
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- i, v9 c" S5 S' F" t' F0 h2 a( |/ Z
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 . t! ]# g# S. t; P2 f. w* g) W
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Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 5.39.217.77:88980 ^" J3 p9 b6 V' i
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 5.39.217.77:88988 j+ E$ e) N+ y
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 5.39.217.77:8898! e( @" }. R' w
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 公仔箱論壇/ E( y% I% D9 e0 O1 _
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 5 z P4 z# \ w2 R& |
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# l7 `0 Q/ o, {' M" h
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, ]+ ^. J& D9 @0 S
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. d# ^, X; V$ E6 R3 @" O% l) c
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" s' @5 m- b( J" q- X6 r* \ `8 r5 Z
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; U, u( g, V* V& x
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; f( m. e+ N, z9 ], @2 p0 ~
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
Why?
為什麼呢 ?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬/ l' }/ B* b+ p0 c9 [. X
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