主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# ]& c! @. H& ?, @) W8 p; W
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; t% Q6 `9 g; G+ p
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Here are just a few reasons why?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 {. W6 y8 b9 w# {+ V
為什麼呢? + u" D" E6 T6 W, U# V" [
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 O6 _$ r3 o+ a! w+ Y1 M: j% l& v; N# e' O
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。/ |$ }2 L1 U v* _. `0 F
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 f$ D2 N5 V9 w* h8 x
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 & C, A8 J6 F; Q0 L6 ]; C
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 公仔箱論壇; S: c; U4 O2 w
Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) T9 F* P: o/ g) E; \
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. 3 M7 e! G* _$ h5 q
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 3 l l. z+ ?2 Y7 i+ `; t
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 Z8 [, y3 i1 f7 \4 J( o8 ?
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 t- [6 C, ^2 I7 V" q
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 B! N# N4 t9 h/ n/ x
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 公仔箱論壇1 J* M$ N7 V/ Q5 `- ]
Women get psychic as they age. . k2 Y) l8 Y1 q
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 5.39.217.77:8898- ^( X% R" c7 ^
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實 公仔箱論壇; b6 _" P1 f# i
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 5.39.217.77:8898; z6 y+ l+ f j/ b
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 公仔箱論壇, W e1 p) F V% S4 H
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 5 d1 N6 _) i$ I( A5 a# Z
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 公仔箱論壇8 f: z: \9 t5 P+ i
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 Y/ o0 `' z# }
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 5 L, u( M, c6 j) _ t; I
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 5.39.217.77:88986 P) k6 e# w- h* {& b b0 J
Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 公仔箱論壇2 b6 H$ N; c* a
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為什麼呢 ? TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) z1 t' e0 q* K8 D1 w
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 m6 {, u; g/ I+ T; _$ ]3 F- e
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