主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人公仔箱論壇0 {0 l6 ?1 i5 g# |. H6 J
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Here are just a few reasons why？5.39.217.77:8898( r. z: s) }4 W
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 公仔箱論壇% u! G+ ?+ Z8 B' Y- D$ U7 {
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? 公仔箱論壇' l, |% Q8 ~ o' Y/ @1 E
She doesn't care what you think. ! k0 y0 e. j( C6 S4 ]( g
她才不在乎你在想什麼。公仔箱論壇" k L/ J* x. ^; @' K1 B
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 H: f# L9 e2 V
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.公仔箱論壇0 Q2 W7 Y# N& f% A6 z0 {# U; z
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ ], i* E0 ?1 L j$ S0 \. P
Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 5.39.217.77:8898' B Z3 U s& P9 @1 S
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 w6 L7 X' u! P# X }- o
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 公仔箱論壇% V6 V$ S- m4 E6 J
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. d {" ^7 N: ~
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) 7 t* f! Q4 L% }7 ?) y
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. " V$ c4 T! w9 U# {3 l
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# j' {4 b6 t, x. B4 \
Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈 5.39.217.77:8898% U/ k6 }. Q% ?" m$ G: ]. {
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* w" V( G2 a0 P/ q" D
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 9 R0 C* M' m) I1 V5 i/ \, R0 P- m
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 \) v+ x- W4 a& E8 G
Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. ! i5 k; r( v" _7 f; V
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 P% f# ]9 ]9 q# |* m b7 v t
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 5 ~% h) r8 [% n% I
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 5.39.217.77:88986 w. b6 L) `# \7 g ^) y% P6 J1 X/ G
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : ( a3 A) ^/ F( ~3 a* K; W+ T
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 公仔箱論壇( T/ S( k# f9 h# y( ]$ J+ n$ N
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. ! l/ u+ b8 l, ]
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 " G, A$ b8 g3 F9 C8 ]' H
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Why?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% v- H* m- B( z( H. H
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸，買回整隻豬" @$ ]: [ m' _ Q* @; p6 E% I2 h3 J
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