主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 公仔箱論壇) L3 q, _- p- r
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人5.39.217.77:8898/ I+ L! k: e3 d; F
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Here are just a few reasons why？
為什麼呢? 5.39.217.77:88983 O4 w' o) e5 v" c9 M
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ a6 l/ D' e2 }' G, q. p: F! e
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 9 e. ^6 N( T, h* P) `" X$ P2 P
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. I) X7 a* x$ \. E b
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.0 g x- _% e: h2 g/ Y3 t
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
Women over 40 are dignified. ; [5 t1 r- t( |8 B! V
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 4 d3 a* f2 g7 r2 k
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 0 R% f1 W5 `' ?! f+ {) i. `3 T
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# @1 f- C {& a( X
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. 5.39.217.77:8898- k, E: s# }# m$ h/ ^5 O* V( `
女人越老越通靈 公仔箱論壇0 o) D. }$ A* A# h
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 Q0 }) N% ?9 |- Y' Q. W' a
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 e) {4 |4 g7 T5 O
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 * s) n" Z6 g. E, s9 T1 N
Older women are forthright and honest. 5.39.217.77:8898) G$ z# |6 y/ a5 w
熟女直接又誠實 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ @! P( T, p, x
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 G; W; L4 B$ L3 j5 D3 S
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 5.39.217.77:8898. f; K4 u0 [! y% I; |# N: K. P
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. & s6 i) O \- s2 T; b$ r
40歲以上的男人呢 ? TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, Q7 N; X* s/ ]) Z4 j- @
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 5.39.217.77:8898, z/ Z" r, ]1 i o: H0 J" J% y
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 5.39.217.77:88987 q! d4 \% h# x U3 ?+ F3 N; j: T% ^
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) r- ?+ B u/ r3 ~ e* V+ _. z: I! T
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Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& _- Y0 ]" T% ?% m
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 Y3 K# E4 q. E$ P5 {
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 5.39.217.77:88984 q. Y0 `. r( E) r
Why?
為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸，買回整隻豬
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