主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. x5 r( K1 b3 F6 l" Y& Q u
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- b( F# _* V$ d$ f7 i3 _: L$ S+ ?1 g
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?公仔箱論壇8 A0 J5 o; S2 G8 R- a2 w) D
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
She doesn't care what you think. 公仔箱論壇3 b8 `4 j( q; {* `& O+ X
她才不在乎你在想什麼。公仔箱論壇 P& W: o, p: M) M: h x6 K* b. N
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 9 w, {; @. T7 \; g- G; K
Women over 40 are dignified. 公仔箱論壇" N; g) `% i) @# a; T4 G2 z# M! q
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% z8 O) \2 y" Q* ^. g
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. 4 }3 m: O1 K) u" p4 B) R
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 2 I! Q+ }& T, F; [6 |% d
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( g' {: T: x2 @6 L% r
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 公仔箱論壇 \5 F5 H& l3 T; e
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 d' O/ ^1 S, v$ d$ f
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. ) J2 S9 Z6 o" k& u) H9 m/ I
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& G& o% c; U8 [" E6 D! d
熟女直接又誠實 * s+ G5 n+ A5 ~! B
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 @8 `$ x( g/ a2 v$ Q
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 5.39.217.77:8898/ D- Y9 y7 t+ M2 [/ [+ P
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 5.39.217.77:8898. j9 h' q; M, ~
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 公仔箱論壇/ q, W) N6 f% R% c" u2 N4 i+ l/ x
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" K# o- d! s3 W6 l4 t6 n2 `7 Q
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ {, k6 A5 D6 Q2 D% ?& _' n0 j
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 公仔箱論壇0 O" i* }! _; R1 r) t! H
Here's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; w8 J+ v! B$ {8 ~# I; w6 m4 O5 v
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
為什麼呢 ?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬& A$ ~. u/ G y) _8 p7 W
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