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作者: kao7544a    時間: 2008-3-21 08:53 PM     標題: 美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. ( J3 f) w4 D+ W' d/ D
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人& q! Z' u- }1 _, r1 p; x

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Here are just a few reasons why?
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為什麼呢?
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" r/ @8 p7 p6 {" ]+ X1 Y. l5.39.217.77:8898A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 公仔箱論壇) J' [9 A8 A2 M0 Y& ^8 q
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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She doesn't care what you think. 5.39.217.77:88980 H2 }7 _% N# {5 y& p" D
她才不在乎你在想什麼。: O2 b7 n5 V- l5 [$ |- D3 H. e
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. + Y) K& d2 b) Y
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.' M8 m( k9 ?2 t0 \- T- t( z1 c
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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( V5 }& E0 v5 f  k3 ?4 OWomen over 40 are dignified.
) @  T* H8 d7 c; u# F: Ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. F- f& n8 G3 y# {- ^6 H& H( `8 ]
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

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8 q# D& R. d+ `8 b) Z. h' `: mOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 5.39.217.77:8898/ B. v5 [( |4 U2 B: A
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( {+ r' d) }+ A5 V; F( ]. t7 `) y
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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# g. O9 p3 Q5 l, i* O# DThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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! o* P9 Q3 |" t2 lWomen get psychic as they age. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- j" @6 r6 {$ Z5 F3 f9 |& B
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  R) w, a( ]+ l4 ^0 I
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 公仔箱論壇; p9 t* b2 j% {4 q" o" d6 E
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

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5 \! l" W- e) U$ r% BOlder women are forthright and honest. 4 h# P$ |- V$ y; m2 c
熟女直接又誠實
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2 o1 D; g( M; ?% y2 v3 vThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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* m' Q6 c  }' P! T. M- c1 |公仔箱論壇You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
7 W3 u3 I0 o4 a# P8 V2 H公仔箱論壇你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 2 m6 N  m- c" g3 R/ V3 `! |. w4 k# o
40歲以上的男人呢
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
: Q1 I6 m" ]  D: T1 T相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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' O; E  h3 u1 T* \+ F8 s, dLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say, tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 U, R! |4 K8 @: i: [  R# E
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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+ u) G. U# k$ g公仔箱論壇Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬公仔箱論壇+ I  a! s. D* ^' p


作者: shagic0419    時間: 2008-3-23 09:26 AM

還不錯~謝謝喔
作者: ericow    時間: 2008-4-3 12:51 AM

VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU




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