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作者: kao7544a    時間: 2008-3-21 08:53 PM     標題: 美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :5.39.217.77:88981 g; e2 j" z/ D

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 5 l5 b$ `$ v) {* q
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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, s5 n! V! `8 _# Y1 Y' c5.39.217.77:8898Here are just a few reasons why?
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為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" / g6 w  @/ ~' D! O3 f
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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( p. F/ Z- \3 w; U+ m+ b/ P5.39.217.77:8898She doesn't care what you think.
* e8 j6 e0 o' Y7 ?0 b她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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$ o& D' a, \$ p  K) {5 ?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
1 ~, y: ^" Q2 d! k/ N  Z- a; yTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; C- B4 }0 u8 I+ r/ s- s
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 5.39.217.77:8898$ G  @( X* B- m( e; I) d

5 o# x& h9 W! H; I3 V# n# ]+ |公仔箱論壇She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.5.39.217.77:8898; b$ u* R; \% E% k/ a: e
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

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6 B0 ?4 f' \( o( @TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Women over 40 are dignified. 5.39.217.77:8898  W7 [% l# j2 ?7 m0 j, [4 p5 |
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

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2 g; f- |4 |4 l7 |: P- N7 l  EThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! R, m+ z  W0 |% D7 x
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

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& v# g, o  k, d3 L& N6 c# j* |# ~公仔箱論壇Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
8 y* d1 X# |6 v% j( Q當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

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5 m; I5 q0 Z* r& ?8 g2 V2 tOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 7 c. P% ?3 N1 a! g
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
( \; @1 n( h, |# dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

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Women get psychic as they age.
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' Q  F! }9 o+ `6 H. {8 Gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
) r; u1 f" s, A9 k' H6 L% K公仔箱論壇你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.   N, {7 a$ W+ m6 T5 M( ?0 v$ G, n
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. 5 s; `" Q& ]3 n! o& d
熟女直接又誠實
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. b( ]; o0 C! L5 O! fThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
8 F4 \: r4 L3 k7 E# J你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
4 i( a# l4 w! H, `0 Q# X+ Vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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2 v. Z8 _# h/ d5 t5 S4 Y" E  AUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
: z& e/ J, F# W& Y40歲以上的男人呢
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. % v. q6 _/ P7 f; E' u. ?* N
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
' U5 b, Y: h# ?* o) Z那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.公仔箱論壇- L/ ^$ K4 {  v9 T/ l' l
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
5 `* ]* |& t3 _$ o) S5.39.217.77:8898今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

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為什麼呢
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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作者: shagic0419    時間: 2008-3-23 09:26 AM

還不錯~謝謝喔
作者: ericow    時間: 2008-4-3 12:51 AM

VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU




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