主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. : H3 z9 T& A! q$ U% W6 r8 \" G
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why？公仔箱論壇$ w* N2 [* V. M7 \) L9 [: W
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? - q1 A; j6 U; g0 a- P
She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 # k9 D! I7 V" T
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.5.39.217.77:88982 [, g3 O$ [2 P; h5 L5 t+ k# B# d& E
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Women over 40 are dignified. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, O1 I! E' w6 C) j" R% d- K
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 5.39.217.77:8898+ I/ d" {( c8 w. N" f& h$ @
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 l" \& X5 b. a0 A4 O
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. " `* T" _3 s" G4 J
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. + [! D' j1 g# Q1 q- t6 q- N
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. ) Q* D+ H1 m) K% Q8 x8 p
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 5.39.217.77:8898+ |# ]2 M3 }( x$ E) ]
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 公仔箱論壇0 @, V6 i% |" i% V! J* `
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. & U, k% @% k! o0 z% p- P$ m$ u
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! G( O9 B1 e0 H( A" ^
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 l9 o" l5 A7 l
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 U" u- Y! v; z3 c
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 P: k8 E. F" Y. Q- z( E4 ~- Y p. \8 z
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 6 Q8 y9 A/ d h5 Z9 \* E
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; u6 ~/ F! Y q& }$ ~
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Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 公仔箱論壇/ S9 M, h0 X# z- M
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Why?5.39.217.77:8898! S4 N4 O8 P1 z% P6 H2 p/ o( u }
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸，買回整隻豬. c0 E& y; l" W' I: V7 p% s" n
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