標題: Special High Intensity Teaching [打印本頁] 作者: felixng2007 時間: 2008-1-15 09:36 AM 標題: Special High Intensity Teaching
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivityfrom students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taughtthrough our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any otherschools. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. onthe course, please see your lecturer. You will immediately placed atthe top of the S.H.I.T. list and our lecturers are especially skilledat seeing you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Students who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go toEDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturerstook S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T.anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full ofS.H.I.T., you may be intersted in a job teaching others. We can addyour name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For students who are attending to pursue a carrier inmanagement and consultancy, we will refer you to the department ofMANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). Thiscourse emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OFTEACHING SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.) Thank you,BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.) Thankyou, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
Sincerely, Dean B. Reel作者: 鬼爺 時間: 2008-1-15 12:39 PM
haha....that's funny...thanks for sharing作者: okie2008 時間: 2008-1-15 12:44 PM
funny.作者: apology 時間: 2008-1-15 05:53 PM
what a load of shit :onion18:作者: xtina_disney 時間: 2008-1-16 04:55 AM
