標題: 美國流行的 "你媽超胖" 系列梗 part3 [打印本頁]
作者: t96321478520 時間: 2013-2-22 10:02 PM 標題: 美國流行的 "你媽超胖" 系列梗 part3
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: Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
61.你媽超胖，陰影多到能出售。
: Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.
62.你媽超胖，我上次繞她跑個兩圈就迷路了。
: Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.
63.你媽超胖，她屁股的影子就重達 100 磅。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she’s standing on the corner police drive by and
: yell, “Hey, break it up.”
64.你媽超胖，胖到她站在街角警察從旁邊經過時，會大喊「嘿！你們給我住手！」
: Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu.
65.你媽超胖，她的血型是義大利肉醬。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an
: overnight bag.
66.你媽超胖，當她參加 50 碼短跑時需要用上手提旅行袋。
: Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit into an AOL chat room.
67.你媽超胖，胖到 AOL 聊天室也裝不下她。
: Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor.
68.你媽超胖，她有的不是裁縫師而是承包商。
: Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as
: big.
69.你媽超胖，她的三圍是 36-24-36，她另一隻手臂也是這大小。
: Yo mama is so fat that she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body.
70.你媽超胖，胖到得去來福車體美容中心塗腳趾甲油。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride
: HER!
71.你媽超胖，胖到當她去遊樂園時，人們會試著乘坐她。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
72.你媽超胖，胖到當她朝空中跳時會卡住。
: Yo mama is so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book!
73.你媽超胖，胖到下巴層數超過中國的電話簿頁數。
: Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides.
74.你媽超胖，胖到能影響潮汐。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A.,
: Chicago..."
75.你媽超胖，胖到玩跳房子時嘴中喊的是「紐約、洛杉磯、芝加哥...」
: Yo mama is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
76.你媽超胖，胖到 NASA 得射顆衛星繞著她轉。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
77.你媽超胖，當她坐在我臉上時，我聽不到音響的聲音。
: Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
78.你媽超胖，得在澡盆上加潤滑油才能把她弄出澡盆。
: Yo mama is so fat that she's on both sides of the family!
79.你媽超胖，家族照兩端都能看到她。
: Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.
80.你媽超胖，到動物園連大象都丟花生餵她。
: Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
81.你媽超胖，你得側翻兩圈才能從她身上離開。
: Yo mama is so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs.
82.你媽超胖，她奔跑時會觸發汽車警報器。
汽車警報器在地面劇烈震動時也會被觸發。
: Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket.
83.你媽超胖，胖到摸不到後方口袋。
: Yo mama is so fat that she has her own gravity field.
84.你媽超胖，胖到有自己的重力場。
其實每個人都有重力場，大小差異而已。
: Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
85.你媽超胖，她踩在彩虹上就做出彩虹糖。
: Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by
: satellite cameras.
86.你媽超胖，她唯一一張照片是衛星攝影機拍的。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a "Malcolm X" T-shirt, helicopters try
: to land on her back!
87.你媽超胖，當她穿上「Malcolm X」的Ｔ恤時，直昇機會想停到她背上。
直昇機停機坪上有個大大的Ｈ，在某些角度看會像Ｘ。
: Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes.
88.你媽超胖，胖到沒辦法自己綁鞋帶。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling
: Free Willy.
89.你媽超胖，當她躺在沙灘上時，人們會繞著她跑並大喊「釋放威利」！
: Yo mama is so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
90.你媽超胖，她用紅杉木來剔牙。
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